Some Guy I Know Drank Seasoned (salted And Peppered) Pilk (Pepsi Milk Combo) Today At Dorm Dinner And

Some guy I know drank seasoned (salted and peppered) pilk (Pepsi milk combo) today at dorm dinner and I’m simultaneously impressed and scared by the lengths people will go to to get crew points (which I should be more concerned about because I’m near constantly in the negatives)

Anyways [pounds table twice] rollout

me most of the day: i wish I was with my girlfriend, why can’t I be with my girlfriend, when can I be with my girlfriend

me when I’m with my boyfriend: AHHHHGGH WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY AHHHHHHHGH WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AHHHHHHHH I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCH AHHHBHH

1. Eat cranberry

2. Profit

3. ???

Disappointed that I’m not a hot, white, powerful (if socially awkward) lesbian witch in a relationship with another hot, white, powerful, socially awkward witch

I hate waking up this early and none of the buildings on campus are open to study in

Edit: “why don’t you go back to sleep” I legit couldn’t, that rem cycle was flat over and sleeping another hour would have felt terrible

fire hair woman has given me a full moon fever dream