I FORGOT I HAD TUMBLR LMAO

I FORGOT I HAD TUMBLR LMAO

anyway I have new hyperfixations mow and they're pretty cool so (still green day ngl, dp and wolverine, gwenpool, xmen 97, borderlands, yeah)

GAMBIT IN XMEN 97 IM TWEAKING IM TWEAKING HES SO 😼😼😼😼😼

reblog if:

-you’re the son of rage and love

- the jesus of suburbia

- the bible of none of the above

- on a steady diet of sodapop and ritalin

- there’s nothing wrong with you

- read the graffiti in the bathroom stall like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall

- could really care less

- don’t care if you don’t care

- can’t remember a word that you were saying

- don’t feel any shame, won’t apologize

- you’re leaving home

THIS POST WAS THE POST THAT GAVE ME SPOILERS. IT'S HILARIOUS BUT I HATE YOU

So it’s gonna play out like this, right?

Exactly. I would love someone like Dove Cameron, she would be so cool in it. Sabrina Carpenter hasn't done much acting (outside of her disney channel stuff) I believe but after her music video taste, I feel like she would actually be so good at the ultra violent but chick flick vibe. (If you've seen the music video, you know.)

this needs to happen- gwenpool has been my comfort character for years now and I've been waiting to see her on the big screen! Even if the movie's bad, I'll still probably watch it a lot.

So like... my ideal Gwenpool film would be a soft-R dark comedy chick flick starring some former Disney Channel star and written by Diablo Cody, but somehow I don't think the fanboys would be up for that.

Like... don't get me wrong... Diablo Cody was probably the wrong choice for the live action Powerpuff Girls reboot, but her style is kinda perfect for a Gwenpool film. Like, she wrote for both Lisa Frankenstein and Jennifer's Body, the latter of which she also directed.

Theres like... a dark wit to her films that I think would work really well for Gwenpool.

The problem, I think, is that the MCU fandom isn't really ready for that? Like... would an MCU film targeted at female young adults work? Ms. Marvel skewed towards young girls and is really good but I dont see anybody talk about her. Anytime Captain Marvel is brought up, its always negative.

Black Widow and Wandavision both featured female protagonists, but also kinda felt like they were aiming more for general audiences anyway.

Gwenpool has to be both really girly and adult to work. It *needs* to be a Chick Flick and it needs to be as crass and violent as the Deadpool films.

But I can just feel the fanboy backlash to the vision. How the Juno director ruining Deadpool by turning him into a woman because woke.

GIGGLING MY ASS OF AT 12:50 AM

i think it’s clear what george miller needs to do next

a new movie focused on the underdog hero we can all root for

PISSBOY: A MAD MAX SAGA

coming 2028

actually crying cause I literally just saw the thing for kiss of death tour PT 2 and I'm so sad that new years day got replaced by tx2 😭😭😭😭 I love new years day actually

never liked tx2 much but maybe I'll give him a second try yk