I Love Having Such A Good Relationship With My Mom That I Die Laughing At A Video And Send It To Her

I love having such a good relationship with my mom that I die laughing at a video and send it to her even tho she's quite literally in the other room.

Hello here is my beautiful son. My husband got him for me, as an early anniversary present. I love him very much. Here he is, and his birth certificate :D

Me: Mother I have issue

Mother: it's in your head

Me: obviously where else is it meant to be? In my ass?

Mother: >:(

(some time later)

Mental doctor: Your daughter has an issue

Mother: *gasp*

I hope anyone that finds me knows that my name is not Richie, I don't even go by that name..... My friends call me Momo

I miss when romance was real

Please

Do you ever feel just so sick you wish you could remove your digestive system and rinse it out real quick