They Do Not Intend To Bother Either Of You, The Host Just Prefers To Warn Others Of His Brothers Antics

“They do not intend to bother either of you, the Host just prefers to warn others of his brother’s antics in advance to avoid difficult situations.”

Host turns and frowns at the Author who is smirking.

“Yeah yeah, I’m a menace. He does this every time.” The Author rolled his eyes.

“For good reason.” The Host mutters quietly.

What’s up Bosses? Host and I are popping in to say hi and let you know we’re here.

- Author (aka Ozzy)

Hello Dark and Wilford, the Host would like to apologize in advance for whatever his brother may get up to. The Author can be very… chaotic.

- Isaac, the Host

Dark arches an eyebrow at the two.

"Do you need something, or are you just bothering me for no reason?"

Wilford shushes Dark and scolds him with a playful bop on the nose.

"Dark, don't be rude. They're just here to say hi."

There’s nothing quite like being accidentally gendered correctly by a transphobic family member

Security Breach finally downloaded. I’m so bad at free roam games. Was much better at fnaf 1-6. This sucks.

Ever set up a video or thing to read that you’re super excited about but then get up and do something else like chores because the anticipation is almost as good as doing the thing and you don’t want to have to get up in the middle of watching/reading to do other stuff?

Plot? In my archives?? No way!/hj

i love characters with an innate ability to just fucking survive

bestie you should be dead but you arent fucking how