Ao3 Is So Funny Because Youll Find A 260k Fic Titled Smth Like Our Love, A Symphony Of Stars

ao3 is so funny because you’ll find a 260k fic titled smth like “our love, a symphony of stars”

and you check the tags to find “blumkins” and “anal fisting” and “watersports”

and then you check the fandom and it’s about 80s norwegian black metal band darkthrone for some fucking reason

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

me: i guess i’m just really worried about my friend. she was hit by a car and we don’t know if she’s gonna make it…

my therapist, hehicular lanslaughter: aw shucks 👀 that’s horrible 👀 how could someone be cruel and morally reprehensible enough to do that 👀 oh noooo 👀

i’m not superstitious but i am broke and lowk going through a bout of existential dread. reblog :)

i’m extremely inconsistent anyways

having a rambling blog that i try to consistently post on is so weird like oh no i have gay sex joke due in a few hours what am i gonna do

i wabnt to. Drink the water moise