I Like How Arthurs Journal Has A Ton Of Serene Drawings Of Nature And Animals He Encounters And Stuff

i like how arthur’s journal has a ton of serene drawings of nature and animals he encounters and stuff

then you turn to another page and read “today i killed six lawmen” scrawled out in the Worst Cursive You’ll Ever See

shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time

a non-subtext hannibal sex scene would be like: *will in therapy with bedelia, slutty outfit on, recounting the event just to torment her* *tasteful artsy shots of hannigram doing it (flesh sliding against flesh, close-ups of trembling eyelashes, drops of sweat rolling down skin)* *metal pipes tumbling down the stairs dot mp3 gets louder* *alternating shots of them in the kitchen and in the bedroom: a knife cutting into meat, a hand brushing a knife scar. swallowing wine, swallowing bodily fluids. etc.* *will narrating over it like: "to know is to consume and to consume is to become... and hannibal knows me, with all the teeth at his disposal..."* *interspersed shots of them procuring the 'food': knife stab parallels the other kind of penetration, a frightened scream is followed by one of rupture* *"we teach each other to hunger and to yearn, and we feed one another over.. and over.. and over"* *cut to bedelia looking like she will bill him six times her usual fee*

I’m procrastinating my math homework so I made this with things I had in my images folder

apple bottom jeans, snoots with the fur

"are you wearing the-"

the snoots? yeah i am

Half asleep napping before I have to leave for Alaska and this stupid joke is the last thing I remember

What’s the difference between bug and people? Bugs can rug but only people know snug