Im Procrastinating My Math Homework So I Made This With Things I Had In My Images Folder

I’m procrastinating my math homework so I made this with things I had in my images folder

i may have the attention span of a meth smoking squirrel with adhd and i may not realize that i look like a complete and utter loser unironically and i may not remember my times tables and i may be genuinely difficult to have idle conversation with and

remember when hannibal and alana had sex because of how badly they both wanted to fuck will graham

what is it about being 15 that makes you want to punch holes in every wall

Half asleep napping before I have to leave for Alaska and this stupid joke is the last thing I remember

What’s the difference between bug and people? Bugs can rug but only people know snug

a non-subtext hannibal sex scene would be like: *will in therapy with bedelia, slutty outfit on, recounting the event just to torment her* *tasteful artsy shots of hannigram doing it (flesh sliding against flesh, close-ups of trembling eyelashes, drops of sweat rolling down skin)* *metal pipes tumbling down the stairs dot mp3 gets louder* *alternating shots of them in the kitchen and in the bedroom: a knife cutting into meat, a hand brushing a knife scar. swallowing wine, swallowing bodily fluids. etc.* *will narrating over it like: "to know is to consume and to consume is to become... and hannibal knows me, with all the teeth at his disposal..."* *interspersed shots of them procuring the 'food': knife stab parallels the other kind of penetration, a frightened scream is followed by one of rupture* *"we teach each other to hunger and to yearn, and we feed one another over.. and over.. and over"* *cut to bedelia looking like she will bill him six times her usual fee*