Just Realised This Idiot Has Lost A One Of His Hair Spikes. I DO NOT Understand How He Did That, He Has

Just realised this idiot has lost a one of his hair spikes. I DO NOT understand how he did that, he has literally just been standing in the same place on my desk since day one. Then again, I have no idea what he gets up to when I'm away.

And yes, his goatee still looks super weird. I do not know how I did that. So I suppose we're even. 🤣

on the notice-me-sempai-kick constantly but every damn time it just slays me anyway. you're a good'un, sir. 😁🙏

Signs you're getting old #564:

"Yes, sir, your shoes are very nice BUT LOOK AT ALL THAT LEG ROOM!!!"

LOL

fucked up over learning that most people have flat hard palates and do not have a hard bony bump on the roof of their mouths????

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

doodle dump