Roadkillthefox - Roadkill

Hmm, yes. I am an adult human doing adult human things. I am definitely not eating half a pound of cheese right now. I wouldn’t do that.

I’m just me. That’s all. And if you wanna hate on me for that, go right ahead. I’m not afraid of your pathetic words.

I’m making this post for two reasons. One, to piss off transphobes, because it’s fun. And two, to show other trans people that, while the haters are gonna hate, there’s no point in hiding (unless it’s physically unsafe to come out). They’ll hate us regardless of if we try to fit in or not.

To any others who want to make an image like this, feel free to. Just remember the basic safety rules of the internet: never show your face, or anything that can be used for strangers to identify you in the real world, especially if you’re a minor.

Behold. A somewhat lopsided cake. But it is The Cake. Beside a lovely Aperture Science Handheld Dihydrogen Monoxide Containment Unit. Took all day to make, and the cherries aren’t quite right, but there was an attempt.

It is delicious by the way. And very, very heavy. The recipe I found is in the link below. I suggest using slightly less sugar (but I admit I may have measured it wrong). All credit goes to the website’s owner for the recipe, but the credit for this specific cake in the picture goes to my mom and I. Because we did it.

Anyway, here’s the link:

Buddy comedy. The protagonists are a man and a woman. They are best friends. They're not romantically involved with each other, she's gay and he's straight. They get into hijinks doing stupid shit for the sake of a mutual goal: Trying to impress girls. It doesn't work. Whatever they're doing, they both look fucking stupid doing it. At some point they get separated, and both happen to encounter a really cool girl and fail to impress her by doing something stupid. The girl is flattered, and thinks the dumbshitteryis actually quite endearing, but is unfortunately not romantically compatible. In two simultaneous, alternating scenes happening at the same time in different places, the protagonists both respond to the girl they were talking to, in identical gestures. A wide grin, raising a finger like "wait hold on I've got something awesome for you", pull out their phones, and text each other

"hey idiot I found you a girl she loves morons"

Life is BDSM and i don’t know the safe word