I Am An Ancient Being And How Old My Mortal Flesh Cage Is Does Not Bother Me

I am an ancient being and how old my mortal flesh cage is does not bother me

I say while crying over the concept of linear time

Hey! I see that your requests are open and would you be okay doing a Judd birch x reader where they get into an argument but with a happy/fluffy ending? Love your writing btw !💜

Fuck you!

Pairing: Judd Birch x reader

Summary: Judd is brash and secretive. And you're used to that. But one day, he takes it too far.

Warnings: swearing, arguing, maybe ooc! Judd

A/N: Words cannot describe how excited I was to finally get to this request! I love this edgy boy with all my heart and it's fantastic to see people wanting content with him! Anyway, I tried to make the argument so that it wouldn't be only one person's fault, because that is rarely the case in a relationship I think. Enjoy!

."Fuck you!"

You screamed, stomping out of Birchs' home and striding fast right to your bike, that you leaned against the wall of their garage when you arrived.

You decided to glance at the doorway, which you left wide open in your anger. He wasn't even following you, you thought to yourself. But at the same time, that was Judd Birch for you.

Agent of chaos.

Anarchist.

The most mysterious guy in your school. And the one you fell for and he for you. At least that's what you hoped. At first you thought his bad boy appearance was only a façade. But as you got closer, you realized just how wrong this first impression was. He was just as dark and cynical behind closed doors as he was in public. Perhaps that's what attracted you to him even more. Finally an independent, out of the box thinking individual who wanted nothing else than to see the world burn.

He never showed any sign that he liked you. And yet, when you asked him out, a dare given to you by your friend, he surprisingly agreed. Your first date wnt well, albeit a trip to a car wreck in the middle of the woods was a bit unusual. But you enjoyed it and it seemed Judd didn't seem to mind your presence as well, so you mutually agreed to keep seeing each other. And the rest was history.

He was never one for showing affection, but he still had his ways of showing you that he cared about you. For example, the way he put an arm around your waist if someone was being creepy or the unique dates he and his raccoons would organize for the two of you. It was these moments that you knew there was something going on in that genius mind of his.

You understood from the moment you two made your relationship official, that being with Judd would not be a regular relationship. He wasn't the type of person that would open up about his emotions or thoughts on his own and sometimes not even if prompted or asked. He wasn't kind or caring in a traditional way. Still, you hoped in those specific ways he would change at least a little bit over time. Maybe, just maybe, he would grow more comfortable around you and would trust you more the longer you were together. So you waited.

And waited.

And waited.

For six months you waited for him to open up and he never did. Not once. And despite knowing you had no right to rush him and that some poeple took time before they were comfortable with their significant other, you couldn't help but feel...frustrated.

Yet, you didn't want to stress your boyfriend, so you kept your frustration to yourself. You doubted that if he didn't want to open up to you he would want to talk about this.

So you continued on with your life, handling school, family life and your relationship like usual. Today you especially looked forward to the afteroon, because you were going to Judd's place. You loved hanging out at Judd's. His parents were...odd, but charming, and they liked you, which was a plus. And Judd's room was the greatest hang out spot. You loved to just lay on his bed, a raccoon curled up on your lap or stomach and listen to Judd work on his manifesto. Sometimes he would share what he was writing about and that led to the best long philosophical conversations, something you treasured very much.

But it seemed today your boyfriend was not in the mood. He was not working on his manifesto, no, he was tinkering with something at his table. You automically layed down on his bed and immediately a racoon climbed through the window, hobbled to you and fell flat on the bed against your side. You reached down and pet its head while sighing in content. It has been a long day for you and you were glad to finally be at peace. And after a while you made the grave mistake that caused all this, you asked "Whatcha working on?"

"What's it to you bitch?"Judd shot back. Now, you were used to him calling you derogatory names, usually it had a softer context, hell, sometimes, in more heated situations you even liked it, but now it just seemed...mean. You were confused "Wel sorry mr. Secretive, didn't mean to invade your privacy." you retorted sarcastically. Judd just scoffed, but didn't say anything. "Ok, what's gotten into you?" you sat up, the raccoon next to you looking up at you, because it didn't feel your hand on its head anymore.

"Nothing, leave me alone." your boyfriend growled. You sat up, crossing your legs, the raccoon shifting and snuggling into your thigh "Wanna tell me what's wrong?" Judd slammed his hands on the table "Are ou deaf or stupid?!" he shouted. "Well sorr for trying to solve this like a normal person." you drawled. "The only thing you're doing is being a basic bitch." he scoffed. You shrugged your shoulders and threw your hands up "If you're not in the mood, you could've just said so, instead of being so bitchy."

"You're so pathetic." Judd shook his head. That pissed you off. "And you're insufferable!!" You jumped from the bed, yelling. The racoon jumped up in fright, disappearing quickly again through the window. Judd looked surprised for a second, before a dark frown grew on his handsome face "What do you mean?" he growled.

"Don't you see what I'm trying to do here? Did ou even notice anytime I tried to talk to you? Tried to ask your opinion? Tried to get you to open up to me, like a partner should? Did you ever think that it's beccause I care about you?" you spew out, arms gesturing wildly. You took a shak breath, continuing in a calmer matter "I know you don't like to talk. I know I can't push you to anything. I know I don't have the right to. But sometimes, sometimes I feel like you, feel like you're not even triyng. But I care about you so, so much. So much that it hurts."

You thought maybe, maybe this was the moment that would open his eyes, that this would be the end of this unnecessary argument.

"You're so stupid."

And that was the only answer you got. The chalice overflowed. You stomped out of the room, muttering a Go fuck yourself... Judd's way.

And that's how you ended up here. Your tears blurred our vision, which made our journey home quite dangerous, since you were on a bike. You tried to wipe your eyes angrily while trying to maintain your balance. Suddenly, the roaring of a car engine could be heard behind you. Great, just what I needed, you thought. Luckilly, the car decided to pass you.

Except that it wasn't just any car. But you realized that only when it decided to randomly stop right in front of you, almost making you crash into the back of it with your bike. You could recognize the car anywhere, especially when its owner picked you up from school with it so many times. Judd.

He climbed out of the car, the scowl stil on hi face. But the look in his eyes screamed quiet guilt. "(Y/N), listen," he started, but ou had enough. Now he wanted to talk? "No, shut the fuck up Birch." you snapped at him and tried to get past him on your bike. But Judd grabbed your arm, making you lose your balance. Before you could hit the ground, Judd caught your upper half, making your bike awkwardly tumble to the ground, your legs tangling up in it.

"Wait you dumbass." Judd said and looked down. But before you could get mad at him, he slowly looked you at you and said "I'm...sorry...that I was an asshole." You were shocked. Never before have you heard Judd apologize to anyone and ou didn't think him to be the tpe to do so. That's why you couldn't help but stare at him with an open mouth. "Stop gaping at me like a fish and say something!" your boyfriend growled.

You shook your head "Right, sorry, I just...nevermind. Anyway, I'm sorry too. I don't want to push you into doing something you don't want. But I think I got anxious. We seriously need to talk about these things, as lame as it may sound to you." you shrugged. "It's not lame, I'm just...I don't have any excuse. I swear I'll try." Judd said and pulled you into a tight hug, which you gladly returned. Judd smirked "Besides, the racoons are more disciplied since we're together." You laughed and punched him in the shooulder lightly "You're a dumbass."

"Yeah, I guess."

Hi! i’m not sure if matchups are open but if they are can i have a matchup for either diabolik lovers or black butler if that’s ok!

I’m 5’4, i use they/he pronouns and i’m a intp

i’m really shy when you first meet me and i have pretty bad social anxiety but i’ll warm up to people as i get more comfortable around them i become really chaotic. i’m really clumsy so i tend to just kinda stumble over my own feet a lot. I have a hard time talking to people and making friends so i have two really good friends and that’s about it. I also don’t really like talking to people. I’ve been told my my friends once i warmed up to them i’m a really good listener and easy to talk to so they tend to come to me if the need to rant or need advice on something. I’m also pretty patient and good with kids but i don’t want any of my own. Im a night owl so i’ll stay up till 4 am and then sleep all day i’m just more productive at night. I’m pretty chubby and normally wear jeans a tank top and a button up when i go out but besides that i’m always in sweatpants.

Thank you so much and i hope you have a wonderful day!

Hi! I match you with:

Undertaker

He basically adopted you. Doesn't matter if you didn't speak to him or if you were awkward at first, that man took one look at you and went "Yep. This one."

Then he started asking you to keep him company in the shop. Even if you didn't speak, he'd make up for it with his nonsensical chatter or a comfortable silence, where he'd beckon you to watch him work.

As you get more comfortable and more chaotic around him, he only enjoys your company more and more, because he finds you so incredibly funny. Even your clumsiness is funny to him and every time you trip or fall or bump into something, you can hear him chuckle.

But remember, he's not really laughing at you, because you're clumsy, he's laughing, because he finds it cute. If you don't like it tho, just say so and he'll try not to laugh (he still snickers into his sleeve though).

He always checks up on you if you're alright after you fall or bump into something, too.

He knows you are kind of awkward and unsure around people, so he'd be more than happy to accompany you anywhere you'd like! He won't speak for you, but he'll be there, holding your hand and just being there for support <3

Undertaker doesn't have many worries or problems that you could help him with, but he enjoys seeing how kind and helpful you are to others. Consoling grieving clients of his or gifting orphaned children on the streets with little knick knacks, he can't help the small smile that forms on his face. In those moments he realizes how happy he is to have you and how undeserving he is of someone so amazing as you.

His work keeps him awake until ungodly hours also, so he'll be awake with you. He always makes sure you get plenty of rest tho. As a shinigami, he doesn't really need sleep, but he enjoys taking naps with you from time to time.

He doesn't mind that you're chubby at all. He looooooves to hug you and cuddle you, no matter who's watching, he's just all over you, but like, in an elegant way (not like a certain red haired diva XDDD)

thank you for the tag @wamulu !!!

1. Teenagers - My chemical romance

2. Milk man - Rare Americans

3. Only everyone can judge me - Crywank

4. Clint eastwood - Gorillaz

5. Zfetovanej - Harlej

6. Sarcasm - Get scared

7. Go to war - Nothing more

8. Friend, please - Twenty one pilots

9. Krabička - Vypsaná fixa

10. We drink your blood - Powerwolf

yeah, it's pretty messy XD

tagging: @just-a-sleepy-idiot @a-napoleon-lover-at-17 @monsterfloofs @luna-is-on-mars

Tagged by the wonderful @witchy–mama <3

Rules - we’re snooping on your playlist. put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs and then choose 10 victims.  

1. Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest 

2. Love Really Hurts Without You - Billy Ocean

3. December, 1963 (Oh What a Night) - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons

4. Don’t Stop - Fleetwood Mac

5. Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I’m Yours) - Stevie Wonder

6. I’m Still Standing - Elton John

7. Uptown Girl - Billy Joel 

8. Love Shack - The B-52s

9. Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears

10. Come on Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners

I tag: 

@aph-breadsticks, @robin-the-enby, @blackace1993 , @blueberrydentz , @octomothhh, @psychological-fee, @rengokus-personalsimp, @the-kryomancer, @saturnzrose, @skeeebooop

hey there!! i was wondering if icould request a marvel matchup? Preferably with a guy if possible!

my name is dee, my pronouns are she/her. I am a taurus sun, gem moon, and scorpio rising and im an entp (debater).

Appearance wise: Im pretty short at 5”1, i naturally have medium length brown hair but right now with blonde undersides (narcissa malfoy style because im basic) but im always messing around with it and bleaching/dying it. I have hazel eyes that change colour a lot and i wear glasses sadly. im pretty pale, and i would say im pretty slim but my chest is on the bigger side lol. I change up the way i dress all the time, but right now im definitley into the more fairycore slightly grunge vibe.

Personality wise: before you get to know me people usually say that i come across as a little intimidating which i think is hilarious. I reckon its because im very opinionated and when i get the occassional burst of confidence around new people im not afraid to voice those opinions. Im def that person that beings up politics at a party :/. When you get to know me i would say im witty and kind. I can be sarcastic and i like to think im funny haha. Im also a pretty intelligent person, i love learning constantly and have to have my brain stimulated all the time (ravenclaw vibes) or i get so bored so easily. contrastingly, i am the wORST procrastinator. I always end up doing ok though when i just write essays like 2 hours before theyre due. I work well under pressure i guess. i love to read (especially classics and romance). Im a hopeless romantic for sure but i keep tht lowkey hidden because i dont like to be vulnerable around people. I have lowkey anger issues and lash out bc i never learnt how to process emotions lol. I have depression and ADHD (super fun combo there) but i always just make jokes about it because i hate feeling bad. I love to act and LOVE to sing, im on a musical theatre course right now. I also do love messing around with makeup and i love any excuse to dress up all glam and sexy.

Im not sure what else to include really. I hope this is okay! Thank you so so much <3

Hello, thanks for requesting! I also really love reading classics, right now I'm in the middle of Dickens' Bleak house, and I'm loving it! I match you with:

This golden retriever of a man would love how talkative you are during your "occassional bursts of confidence". You can very easily hold your own in an argument, proving your points with cold logic and Stevie is infatuated.

Tbh he is the person that would bring up politics at parties too, not because of love for the topic, but because he is kinda awkward, lket's be honest. However, in you, he finds the perfect partner to discuss everything and anything about the modern world.

You can back up your opinions with logic and knowledge, he can back up his with years o experience from the past, so it makes for very interesting conversations.

It's safe to say that Steve loves both your wit and your kindness. Kindness is something he himself values a lot, the wit is just a bonus. You remind him of Bucky in that way, his best friend was also pretty witty and smooth when he wanted to be, so of course he'd love to have that trait in his partner too.

Although sarcasm isn't Steve's first choice humor wise, he appreciates a good sarcastic joke. And when he, in extreme situation mind you, resorts to using sarcasm, you can be sure he'll absolutely rip the person he's talking to to shreds.

Steve loves learning about this new world he's been thrown into as well, so you too have so many date ideas, you don't have to be worried. Museums, art galleries, theatres, fun fairs, libraries and book stores, you name it, he probably agrees to it.

Whenever you procrastinate, Captain America kind of flares up in Steve and he'll help you do the stuff you need to. He gets that it's not really your fault, since you have ADHD and depression and procrastination is a symptom of both of those illnesses, but he tries his best to help however he can. Both to get you to do the thing and help you with the thing you need to get done.

He's so proud of you whenever you succeed in anything, be it a good grade on your essay or something like that. He always takes you out as a celebration, like to get ice cream or to the park.

He tries to help you with your mental state as well, obviously. If you need to talk to him about your feelings, because they're confusing for you, he'll sit there as long as you need. If you yell at him without thinking first, he takes it, as long as you apologize later. He understands, on a deeper level too. Being a soldier, a super soldier none the less, and America's Golden boy, it puts pressure on a person and it comes with loads of baggage. Just be there for him when he needs it too and he's happy to help.

You don't have to worry about being vulnerable around Stevie, he can be twice the romantic for the both of you. Anything cheesy you can think of, he's probably done at some point. A dinner by candle light, stargazing, chocolates and a teddy bear for valentine's day, he's thought of it all. He's so classy about it too, it's really charming.

He'll support you in any hobby you choose. He'll go to all your place, even sets yoiu up with movie producers (thank Tony for that) if you want, he's really perfect. After any of your plays, he'll wait for you by the entrance to the theatre/cinema with a bouquet of flowers and tell you how wonderful you were.

hi hi! ✨ may i request head canons for how ceil phantomhive would react to his partner coming out as agender please? <3 thank you in advance!! 💞

Hi! Thank you so much for this ask! Since I am agender too, this one is very close to my heart <3 and I tried my best to make it good.

You've been thinking about coming out to Ciel for some time now. You believed you could trust him, but still, there was a certain sense of fear in your heart. Your identity certainly was an important thing to you and you didn't know what you would do if he reacted badly.

But here you were, in front of the door to his study, taking a few final deep breaths and preparing yourslef mentally.

And then, you knocked.

Ciel's voice rang out from inside of the room, telling you to come in. With shaky legs, you listened.

Opening the door, you let out a breath, before looking up at the boy in front of you "Ciel, can I speak to you for a minute?"

Ciel carelessly put aside the papers he was going through and looked at you with his usual stoic expression, which didn't help your nerves at all. He just seemed so...bored.

"Well, what is it?" he asked. You stuttered, trying to find the right words. The longer you took to get your thoughts straight, the more prominent the scowl on the young lord's face was.

"Would you get on with it already?" he barked, irritated. Your confidence was stomped to the ground. You were pretty sure now that he wouldn't understand who you were, that he wouldn't be able to accept it. You almost turned around with some bad excuse and walked away, just to keep this fantasy of a good life still together. But you couldn't hide away who you were. He needed to know.

Ciel, seeing your wide, scared eyes and trembling body, sensed he made a mistake and called to you in a softer tone "What is it?" he asked, a tiny bit of worry showing through his voice.

And like that, as if somebody took over your mind, the words fell out of you like rain. You told him everything, from beggining to end, about who you actually have been all this time, how you feel, how you discovered it and how scared you were that he was not gonna accept you.

After your rant, you waited for Ciel to say something. Silence fell over the room and for a while, you two just stared into each other's eyes. It was clear Ciel was mulling over everything you've just told him.

Then, he closed his eyes and shook his head with a smile "Is that what's been bothering you these past few weeks?" You looked at him with confusion. "Oh don't think I haven't noticed how distant you've been lately. I was starting to get worried." he opened his eyes and looked at you again "Thank you for trusting me with this. I will not betray your trust."

Then, he told you to sit at his table and you two spent a good while discussing the changes that were going to be made. Your preffered pronouns and name, wether you want to make this public or not, if you want to change anything about yourself etc. etc.

He never misgenders you, accidentally or not and always corrects the servants if they do (not that they would do it intentionally, those three adore you).

He would prefer if you would go by your old pronouns and name in public, since it would be safer for you, but if that made you uncomfortable, Ciel will have Sebastian guard you from anyone who would want to cause you harm.

He would even get Grell to help you with clothing and any other things you'd need, since he thinks she would be able to understand you more than anyone in the mansion.