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Hello! Can I Get A Diabolik Lovers Matchup? And Would It Be Possible To Get A Match For Both The Sakamakis
Hello! Can I get a Diabolik Lovers matchup? And would it be possible to get a match for both the Sakamaki’s and the Mukami’s? If not then either is fine!
I’m a 21 y/o female, demibisexual though I lean more towards guys. I’m 5’5 and curvy/thicc, so I’m kinda pudgy. I’m goth with snakebites and 3 decently big tattoos. Right now my hair is dyed red, and my right side of my head is half shaved. The length is just past my shoulder blades. It’s not as drastic as it sounds lol. My eyes are brown, and my hair is naturally brown.
Personality wise, I am an INFP/INTP and a Slytherin. I am known to always look angry, even when I’m very happy. Major RBF, and a lot of the time I am angry or just irritated :”). I do have adhd, so sometimes I’m all over with my personality. Though most of the time I am quiet and mean looking to make people leave me alone. With family and friends I’m a total crackhead, sassy, and more caring, though it’s difficult to be empathetic. Very protective of the people I care for.
Big gamer and cosplayer as well, I also hunt and fish and know how to use quite a few firearms and weapons. I’ve been hunting/fishing since I was 2 years old. I think that’s it? Thanks!
No problem! Hope you like this!
I match you with:
Yuma Mukami

Yuma to me seems like someone who'd be intrigued by your looks and would try to get close to you to see what you're all about.
Even if you act a bit cold at first, unless you send him away he doesn't mind.
He'll try and spark up conversations or ask you to hang out with him in his garden, I mean, how can you not warm up to such a bro like him?
Will complement you on your looks, from your figure and your makeup (he'd be blown away by goth makeup, trust me), to your tattoos, clothes etc. He loves how loud and unapologetic and so...you it is.
He's absolutely elated when he gets to see your energetic crackhead side.
Even if you get in the state where you're kinda everywhere at once, he really doesn't mind. Honestly he just vibes with it. Like he won't match your level of energy, he might just watch from the sidelines, so to say.
He very much appreciates your protectivness over him. And if you get close with his brothers as well, especially Azusa, because he is very...magnetic when it comes to trouble/danger, and get protective over them as well, he'll appreciate you even more!
Please come up with sassy comebacks to his remarks, he loves it.
Also, long hair gang? He'd love it if you let him take care of your hair or you his. Quality bonding time, we love to see it <3
He would love to see you cosplay, he finds it as interesting as your usual style.
Your other hobbies however, don't really sit with him. I mean, he'll play with you from time to time, but he's much rather outside.
He also doesn't like hurting animals, don't get me wrong, he knows how to hunt, just doesn't like to.
He would go fishing with you, either to catch some for dinner or to just admire there beauty and dirpness and then let them out.
He likes that you're able to protect yourself however and may ask you to show him how to handle some weapons.
Ayato Sakamaki

He's a pain in the ass, but if you're able to survive that, he's kinda a cool guy!
Also one that will love your aesthetic, but unlike Yuma, he's more interested in trying it out himself. He's an eboy, you can't change my mind, and while that isn't even remotely close to goth, he still wants you to put eyeliner on him, it makes him feel cool and dangerous.
You two would probably have a rough start, but after that I think you'd be a power duo!
I mean, you two share quite a few traits, for example: the S A S S.
Like Yuma, he gets a kick out of it, if you are able to not only put up, but counter his sassy remarks ad playful jabs.
Then, the energy. You're probably more of a crackhead than he is, but the potential is there!
The protectiveness! If you grow close to him, he becomes protective of you, nobody is allowed to mess with you, because they're automatically messing with him as well. Although his protectiveness stems from a different reason than yours, the outcome is the same.
He loves to see you cosplay and would do a couple cosplay if you asked him! Also loves to play with you (but he's definitely a sore loser and a cheat, even though he won't admit it. That's what years of being told he needs to be the best does with you.)
Also is not much into hunting and does not have the patience for fishing, but thinks it's cool you know how to handle weapons and firearms. That is very sexy of you.
I can also see you with: Azusa Mukami - This boy is very calm and will not get into your hair. He is very interested about your looks, because, let's be honest, if you're not used to seeing goth fashion or people and don't know what it is, it can look quite intimidating or tough looking. And he is very attracted to that. But please don't actually be mean to him. He might be a bit annoying with how much he asks you why you won't hurt him when you look like that, but teach him people can show affection differently than through pain and he'll get addicted. Also doesn't understand why you'd be protective over him, but it warms his heart <3
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Amazing, I loved it! (and may or may not painted my nails while reading)
hello. it is i. so! i was wondering if you could do a little ditty abt nail polish with the company and/or the fellowship? basically like modern girl in middle earth type stuff, and she realizes that she has nail polish on her which is something they totally don't have in middle earth. basically headcanons abt like how they would react to painted nails and which one of these mfs would let me paint their nails. cuz like - they dont know its just a "fem" thing here so no toxic masculinity. ty <3
OMFG I'M SO HYPED FOR THIS! I just picked a few random Tolkien characters that seem to have a lot of attention, so I hope you like this!!
Nail Polish (LOTR/THE HOBBIT X READER)
Frodo~

I feel like Frodo would be very skeptical at first
Because, come on, a girl falling into Middle Earth out of nowhere??
However, his interest is certainly peaked, seeing you twist the brush away from it's blue colored bottle as you smile down at it
"What's that, you've got there?"
"Oh, just some nail polish!"
He watches with curiosity as you perfectly decorate your nails with the periwinkle color
"How interesting..."
He may not want to have his nails painted at first, but has this deep fascination with how perfectly you can paint them without screwing up
Soon, he forgets all about the ring as you paint your nails, sitting cross-legged and starting with those huge blue eyes with interest
If he allows you to paint his nails, he would smile the whole time
I mean HIS TINY HANDS?!?!
What a bean 🥺
Tries his best not to chip the color when he leaves for Mordor with Sam
Gollum is actually really interested with his nails
"whAT IS IT prECI0us?!?1!1?"
But Frodo will swat his hands away, because "it's a gift from someone important."
The one thing that keeps him smiling along the way 😊
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Legolas

Elf prince is so interested!!
He thinks the spring green color looks so pretty in the bottle
He's obviously not used to most thing from your world
Asks politely;
"How do you use this?"
"...can I show you?"
So whenever the Fellowship stops for the night, he watches with amusement as your brows furrow and you stick your tongue out in concentration
Legolas sits very still, so it's easy for you to paint his nails
How does he keep them so clean?!
He's low-key obsessed with how satisfying it is...
wAIT...
Now HE wants to paint YOUR nails?
THE PRECISION...
He's so good at it!
Legolas is so patient and calm
He says it reminded him of making flower crowns I guess?
And he doesn't even mess up once 😳
THE MASTER NEEDS TEACHING, DAYUM-
He gets so happy with how the color matches him!
Forgets that you have to let it dry at first, so it gets a bit smudged when he draws his bow
Upset Legolas :(
But you fix it for him, and he's happy again!
CAN
NOT
STOP
LOOKING
He's amazed!!
And so proud!
Pretty Elf 🥰✨
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Pippin

Pippin is very confused, to say the least
He though it would be something relatively close to a nail filer
But once he sees the pastel yellow color, on your own fingers, he has to have some!!
WILL
NOT
SIT
STILL
While you're trying to paint his hands and feet (by request), he's telling you great tales of the shire, a throwing his limbs around to exaggerate his story
You've to clonked him on the head and scolded him quite a few times
For some reason, he's saying it tickles??
"It does! The brush is like feather!"
Painting his toes it a lot easier, seeing he can't really feel much on his feet
The color goes perfect with his green eyes 🥴
Also, let's not forget that Pip is the definition of "disaster-on-legs"
After the polish dries, it immediately chips, since he's busy causing trouble with merry or practicing his hand with Boromir
He really wants to paint your nails, and you let him do so...
Poor hobbit has zero clue with how this shit works 🤦♀️
He feels so bad about getting it all over your fingers, but you assure him it'll be fine and that it will eventually wash off in a few days
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Boromir

HE WANTS TO USE IT RIGHT AWAY-
Pink, as cliche as it sounds, suits him so well
He's just amazed!
Also, really likes the smell 🤔🤔
Is grinning like an idiot while you're painting his nails
"Such talent and patience you have!"
"Pfft, it's really nothing. Takes a bit of practice is all."
Afterward, is flashing his bright pink nails at everyone
"Look at Y/N's spectacular skill of hand!"
I think Boromir would have a habit of picking at the polish after it dries
But that's okay, he doesn't mind too much
It gives him more time to spend with you while you repaint them!!
He's afraid he'll screw up your nails if he tries to paint them, so he never offers
That's alright though, since you know he only means well 😊
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Thorin

Oh he's so regal
You were in Rivendell, digging through your purse, and suddenly
Tada!!
A deep navy blue bottle, probably about half empty was revealed
He was curious, but tried not to let it show, since that would damage his royal ego 🙄
"What is that?"
"Oh, just some nail polish. Wanna try some?"
Thorin would insist that you show him how it works first
And so, you did
He definitely admires the color
But defied any suggestion of you painting his own nails
That would be "un-kingly" 😤
Okay so maybe he lets you paint his pinky finger when nobody is around
But he smiles (a rare sight) while watching you paint your nails
And does give a somewhat compliment at your articulate handwork
"It looks exceptional as artwork."
"Erm... Thanks?"
He definitely thinks the color matches you beautiful skin tone 😌
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Kili ~

Prince Dumbass LOVES red
It reminds him of Tauriel 🥰
One night, you left your bag opened on the ground as you went off to get some food from Bombur, and Kili couldn't help but notice the glittering ruby bottle inside
He grabbed it, being the nosy prince he was, and examined its glow in the firelight
"What kind of jewel is this?"
"Oh hey, my nail polish!!"
Very confused
"Why does it smell so strange?"
Thankfully, being a dwarf, his fingernails are a bit bigger, so there's more room and it's easier to paint
He, like Pippin, has issues with sitting still and gets you really annoyed
"I swear to all things fluffy, if you don't sit still I will cut off all of that hair in your sleep-"
"😳"
He immediately smudges them, and then you have to paint them AGAIN
Once they FINALLY dry, he won't let anyone touch them
"Stop it, Fili! You'll damage them!"
He can't stop touching them, since it's so smooth!
The others tease him, but he doesn't mind, as long as they stay nice and clean
Turns into a whiny toddler the MINUTE they chip
"Y/nnn! I need you to repaint them!"
"I just painted them yESTERDAY-"
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Fili

A mix of Thorin and Kili when it comes down to it
Definitely prefers gold 😌✨
Sees you painting your nails one night in the library in Erebor
"What have you got there sagh (friend)?"
"Just some nail polish. Wanna try some?"
Once again, he wants to see what it does like Thorin
And you of course happily oblige
Admires the color greatly
He says it reminds him of the gold floors in his kingdom, and it makes you chuckle
Fili loves to have his nails painted, and especially with such a regal hue 💅😌
DAMN does it bring out those baby blues 🥴
After that, you stare at his hands a lot, proceeded by his flirtatious teasing
Shows up Kili's sparkly red polish with his "more extravagant" color
He is also very protective of his nails and tries his very best to keep them from chipping
You love watching him hold his weapons and spar with his pretty nails 😳
Even with his larger hands, made for forging and wielding huge swords and axes and smelting, he had an incredibly steady and gentle hand when it comes to this subject, so he's AMAZING at painting his and your nails
Fili insists that you have matching nails all the time, and it's a regular thing for you to hang out and talk about your day while you paint each others nails 🥺
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Thranduil

Have you MET this man?!
KING OF DIVAS 💅💅
At first, he's very weirded out
"What do you have in your hand, mellon (friend)?"
"Oh, just some nail polish."
"Interesting..."
Thranduil watches intently over your shoulder as you carefully decorate your nails with a glossy black polish, sitting directly next to his throne
"Do you want me to paint your nails?"
"Hm?"
He reluctantly agrees, placing his BEAUTIFUL hand in yours and stares down at your gentle talented work
He loves the color more than he cares to admit, and much like his son sits very still as you lead the brush over his clean nails
The elf king loves seeing your tongue stick out in concentration
You remind him that it'll need time to dry out
And as he says in his notoriously sassy voice;
"I thousand years is a mere blink in the life of an elf... I'm patient... I can wait."
Ofc, you just scoff at this and tell him it'll only take about five to ten minutes
He just nods and stares back down at them with admiration
Thranduil doesn't do much around his kingdom, except maybe get a bit drunk and direct orders to his guards, so it's no worry about him chipping or ruining his nails
I hope you liked this, just as much as I enjoyed writing it!! Have a lovely day, and don't forget that requests are open as always!! ❤❤😊








Transgender Day of Visibility.
Hi! :) I would like a diabolik lovers matchup. Would it be okay to get a matchup for both the Sakamakis and Mukamis if that's fine? If not, either is good.
I'm a 16 year old baby bat goth (not quite goth yet) genderfluid (fem most of the time) and I use any pronouns. I'm pansexual but I lean more towards guys. I'm quite small, around 159 cm with a hourglass figure. I'm not skinny but neither chubby? I have dark brown hair that is bra strap length and eyes. My hair is very layered and most of the time fluffy because of the layers. I also have bangs and longer side bangs. Most of the time I have make up on, eyeliner being a favorite of mine. I am a fan of piercings and I have quite a few. I have a smiley piercing, a nostril one, a septum, a belly button one and a fair number of ear piercings.
As for my personality, I am an ENTP/ENFP 8w6 ambivert. My Harry Potter house is Slytherin. My big three are Capricorn Sun, Libra Moon and Gemini Rising. People describe me as flirty, witty and philosophical. I really enjoy deep conversations and analyzing different topics. I'm also a good debater. Overall, how I act on a typical day depends on my mood. Due to adhd, sometimes I can be very hyper, a bit too talkative or anxious though but people don't seem to mind?? To me it seems like people really enjoy opening up to me even if they don't know me that well. I tend to make others feel understood and safe with me. I definitely take pride in this! It simply makes me happy. I'm very conscious of my every move in my daily life but people can't seem to tell since I tend to hide my awkward-ness very well. Half of the time, I don't even know what I'm doing, haha. I get jealous easily but I tend to hide that as well. I can be possessive but very lowkey since I prefer and LOVE being fair to my s/o.
I really enjoy gothic themes so that explains why my favorite director is Tim Burton and my favorite manga is Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler. I aspire to be an actor when I grow up and I really enjoy playing music, learning new languages, travelling and long discussions. Sorry if this all was too long!! Ty:) p.s. I really enjoy your writing!
I'm so glad you enjoy my writing! I also looooove Tim Burton and Black butler! My favourite piece from T. Burton is definitely Vincent, even though it's short XD That said, I match you with:
Ayato Sakamaki

Okay, I did this before, I stand by it now. ENTP goes really well with Ayato, because he is attracted to your confidence.
Oh so you're a good debater? Well, he's definitely gonna put that to the test. Ayato needs to be the best in everything so he will try to start up an argument with you on anything, until he beats you. And then he will continue just to rub it in your face that he won one argument.
He doesn't strike me as very philosophical, but I feel like he's a philosophical kind of drunk, so try that. Also if you start a deep conversation when he's half asleep, really on the brink of consciousness, then he'll happily murmur about the intricacies of life, but it won't make much sense.
I feel like no matter what mood you are in, Ayato can really vibe with it. You feel so energetic that your whole being feels like it's buzzing with electricity? You bet that he's on the same level, even hyping you both up.
It's also great that it's easy for people to take refuge in you, because no matter how cocky and confident Ayato may seem, he's very insecure and his need to be the best is borderline obsessive.
That's why he is kinda glad for your anxiety, as bad as that sounds, because that is a thing that slows you down sometimes. It doesn't really show and it's definitely not like he'd go out of his way to make your anxiety worse, it's more of a subconscious relief for him, because you can't be #1
He's so relieved when he sees that you care about him, just him, no need for great accomplishements or anything, you're there because you genuinely like him for who he is and that makes him feel very soft and warm, but he'd die before he'd admit that.
Since you make him feel these strange emotions that he never knew he desired his whole life, he becomes protective of you. He can't risk anyone taking you away from him when he finally found someone who was really interested in him.
Definitly wouldn't mind you being protective/a bit posessive over him as well, if anything, it would spur him on.
In conclusion: Ayato would be a protective, but loving partner once you get through to him (but that can be said literally about any of the Sakamakis)
Yuma Mukami

Again yet another one who would love your confidence!
Yuma, much like Ayato, would love to debate with you, but not as frequently and seriously as Ayato. Yuma sees it only as fun after all.
He would definitely tease you to try and get a reaction out of you, because he loves your witty responses or even flirtatious comebacks.
He would have no problem getting philosophical with you as well, you could be spending time in his garden, just looking at the clouds when he'd bring up some topic that you'd then spend at least an hour talking about. But it's only during quiet and comfy moments like these.
Yuma, along with Ruki, are the ones taking care of the Mukami houshold and its residents. He is kind of like the mom friend (though not as much as Ruki), so he doesn't mind your very energetic days. He may not get on your level like Ayato can, but you definitely don't have to worry about overwhelming him.
He is perfect for when you feel anxious. If you tell him what he can do to help you, he's gonna follow it to a T and do an amazing job in helping you calm down/relax.
His first instinct may or may not be to put a sugar cube in your mouth-
Just because he is so responsible and always handles everything with ease doesn't mean that he doesn't like to get spoiled by you or doesn't need to vent sometimes. If you can be there for him in these times, he'd be eternally grateful.
I think all of the vamp boys are pretty jealous, some more than the others, it's just something that comes with being a vampire. It's a animalistic instinct hidden deep inside of them, so Yuma woul be protective of you, but not like Ayato.
Whereas Ayato would try to scare anyone away, Yuma let's you be most of the time, he just keeps an eye on the person you're talking to. Just to make sure they're not sketchy.
Again, because it's in their nature to be at least a bit posessive, he wouldn't mind if you were posessive of him. If it's in a healthy amount of course. But that's totally up to you!
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Muse
Prompt 1: Just like some people sleep-walk, you tend to paint or draw while in your transformed state because it calms you down. And apparently, people really like your art.
Prompt 2: A is a popular artist, and B messages them without thinking one day. They didn’t expect to become friends, and they definitely didn’t expect to become more. Person B just felt that connection between the two of them.
Prompt 3: A/Werewolf has a tendency to curl like a dog in front of the fireplace a lot (usually in their werewolf form, but it’s not uncommon for them to do it as a human).
Word count: 3,721 words
Genre: Fluff, romance, supernatural
Warnings: None
Author’s note: I’ve linked the prompt sources in my master list.
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I put up with the long commute to and fro between home and work for two reasons, and two reasons alone: the decent rent for a place with a picturesque view and that catered to my monthly needs, and the glut of time to catch up on my reading. And by ‘reading’, I meant ‘scrolling through the handful of social media feeds that survived my latest cull of shit that was taking up my time and storage space unnecessarily, and occasionally attempting (and failing) to pay attention to my Kindle’. Hey, at least I was aware I had a problem …?
Instagram was my first hit of the day. I flicked past images of makeup, friends in situations I wouldn’t be finding myself in anytime soon, and cute animals. The occasional meme and comic draw out an exhalation of air from my nostrils. I marvelled at artwork and photography, half wishing I were half as good as the people I followed and admired, half chiding myself for not practising either enough and losing interest quicker than I’d dropped money on new equipment in the name of my new endeavours. You could say one of my hobbies, the ones I’d been consistent about, was amassing gadgets obtained to indulge my whims and fancies.
My heart skipped a beat — or was it the pothole the bus went over? — when I came across a new post by George. I didn’t know him personally to refer to him by his first name like that, but hadn’t social media broken down boundaries between people, making them seem closer to each other than they really were? He was an illustrator whose work I chanced upon on Reddit a while back. His portfolio was a patchwork of subjects, often portraits, rendered mostly in traditional media like watercolour and oil paint. He sometimes shook things up with abstract, contemplative pieces. He had something for almost everyone. For me, it was his attractive, angular yet distinctive faces and statuesque figures, use of watercolour, and versatility: one piece could be superhero fanart, followed by a collection of moody, atmospheric paintings of the English landscape with some fantastical additions.
It also helped that he seemed to be a nice, chill person, and a handsome one at that, too, based on the smattering of pictures he had of himself on his feed. Please, let me imagine a world in which someone as ideal as him — or what I knew about him — wasn’t beholden to anyone for a moment.
His latest post was a drippy bust of a snarling wolf with full moons for eyes. The caption simply read: ‘Mood.’ I smirked as I hit the like button. Did I mention that he drew wolves a lot as well? Sometimes his wolves were feral; sometimes they were humanoid, but still wild. The latter featured heavily in his conceptual works, albeit as hazy, indistinct forms, like blurry photographs. In any case, I liked that he had a fondness for wolves and werewolves, as the constant presence of the full moon in art of the latter would suggest. Anyone who liked wolves was a-okay in my book. Anyone who liked werewolves was even more so. Because.
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