robin-the-enby - Never meant to be human
Never meant to be human

Greetings, fellow creatures! I'm Robin (they/them), 20 y.o. Welcome to my blog! All requests are CLOSED. Side blog: @ihaveadesiretoshitpost

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Hi~ Hope You're Having A Great Day! May I Ask For A Dialovers Match-up? Thank You.

hi~ hope you're having a great day! May I ask for a Dialovers match-up? Thank you.

I'm an italian INTP female with aquarius sun, capricorn moon and cancer rising. At first I'm pretty shy but after a while I become pretty talkative. I also have a lot of energy and I usually start dancing randomly for no reason. I'm also stubborn and I hate taking orders. So if someone orders me to do something I'd probably do the opposite. Also I don't get angry easily but when I do I simply ignore the person that I'm angry at.

I like having personal space and when someone I'm not confident with enters it I get anxious. I show my affection mostly insulting (not heavily) and also I hate saying thing like "I need you help" or "I'm sorry".

For the appearance: I'm a 1.61 m girl with shoulder length brown hair bleached white on the under hair (I hope it makes sense). I'm not slim and neither fat so I'm in the middle. I have some muscles because I used to dance as a sport.

Now I really like playing videogames and staying in my room all day and I hate studyng because I find it boring and/or useless. My favorite subject is English.

So again thank you and have a nice day! <3

I'm awesome, thank you for asking! I match you with:

Yuma Mukami

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I'm sure I already said it, but I'm gonna say it again. Yuma is someone who likes talking to people, doesn't matter how you come off at first. Unless you tell him you don't want anything to do with him, you can bet your ass he'll try to start up a conversation.

However, he'd love to see you get comfortable around him. He'd listen to you ramble on and on with a smile. But don't expect him to not tease you if he catches you dancing somewhere, just saying...

Now we're getting to more problematic part of the story. I had to think for a hot minute about someone from the two families who wouldn't at least try to boss you around. Which basically rules out all the Sakamakis.

You gotta remember that these guys are vampires. The Sakamakis feel like humans are inferior and stupid species. Mukamis (and I mean all of them) have been hurt by people, a lot. When they were children none the less. So of course there are some issues. However, I feel like most of the Mukamis would be easier to manage with the bossing around.

Sure, Yuma might demand your help in the garden from time to time, but he's growing there vegetables and food for everyone, including you. So, to him, it seems fair that you lend a helping hand.

Next. Yuma admires your patience, that you don't get angry easily, but it's prone to happen sooner or later. It really hurts him when you shut him out, because he doesn't know what's going on. It just seems like you are dead set on that you are in the right, even when you might not be. So you two could go weeks without interacting with one another.

Communication is important. That goes for the shutting others out out of anger and the bossing around. It may be hard to see under his tough exterior that he's build up growing up, but he means well and cares a lot. Have a serious conversation with him and I'm sure you'll manage to find each other in the middle <3

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4 years ago

I have never seen a single episode of Mha in my life.

But this...

this has made me feel a certain way.

And I don't know if a good way or bad way.

I was honestly shaken.

And I'm gonna read it again XD

An Eye for an Eye // yandere poly EraserMic x Reader

An Eye For An Eye // Yandere Poly EraserMic X Reader

a concept i teased a little while back and decided to make into a full story! I originally wanted to get this out on halloween, but you all see how that’s worked out :p

tags/warnings for angst, violence and physical fighting, kidnapping, abuse, manipulation, obsession, failed escape attempt, so on so forth im not even sure what all to tag at this point. this is honestly pretty long for me to be posting the whole thing on tumblr, so prepare for a long read, this bad boy sits at almost 8000 words!

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“Food’s good tonight. Did you try something new with the sauce?”

“Oh, you noticed, huh? Yeah, I thought I’d try somethin’ different, ya know? Switch it up!”

You could applaud these two for keeping their tones so casual, if the fact didn’t make you so disgusted, that is. It takes everything you have not to cringe when you happen to glance over to meet a pair of bright green eyes looking at you filled with adoration. “What do you think, babe? Thought I’d put some of yer favorite flavors in it! Ya like it?”

Another dinner, another forced bonding session. You just give Yamada a look of muted hatred, brows furrowed, eyes narrowed, not a sound leaving your mouth as you just look back down to your meal. A few more bites, just a few more bites, and you’d go back to your room, you tell yourself. God, even just sitting here with them was like some kind of fucked-up domestic torture. They didn’t deserve to hear you speak.

Hizashi doesn’t seem to take the hint, scooting his chair closer to yours from around the small circular dining table. “Aw, don’t be that way, sugar! I’m just tryna see whatcha like, since you’ve barely been eatin’ lately!”

You scowl, muttering under your breath. “Gee, I wonder why. Such a fucking mystery.”

Just like that, it’s quiet again, nothing but the occasional clink of silverware against the ceramic plates. The blonde pouts, unsure how to reply to your hostility, taking a moment to sip from his wine, shooting his partner a look from across the table while long slender fingers drum against the hard, wooden surface almost anxiously. Shouta finally clears his throat to break the silence.

“So,” The instructor begins while you’re mid-bite. “the next time you feel like playing locksmith, you should probably reconsider.”

There’s a noticeable tensing of your posture, and you have to clear your throat as your food seems to stick in your airway. “See, I was going to get something out of our lockbox the other day,” Scarlet liquid spins around in the wineglass as Aizawa swirls it casually. “and wouldn’t you know, someone thought it would be cute to try and get in it without the key, and wound up breaking the lock.” His dark eyes narrow at you. “So? Care to explain?”

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4 years ago

hello if mashup is still open can i ask you for one ? ( it’s my first time to ask about mashup and idk how to ask )

i’m female she/he/they infp

i’m bisexual and i’m 5’3 i have tan skin and very dark brown that is close to black and very dark brown eyes

i’m shy and hard working and i talk too much when it’s someone that i like or intersted in i love jokes or humor and i keep making jokes and meme mostly also i’m a cheerful person ( all of these infront of close people or people who i feel comfortable)

i’m lowkey sensitive and i overthink over small things

i love wearing 80s or 90s style and with purple aesthetic

my english is really bad sorry:(( hope you have a great day !!

Don't worry about it lovely, I understand you just fine <3 Next time requesting, I'd maybe advise you to add more info, like your hobbies etc. ;) I match you with:

Undertaker

Hello If Mashup Is Still Open Can I Ask You For One ? ( Its My First Time To Ask About Mashup And Idk

This man is so amused by your shyness, it's hard to believe honestly.

He would tease you for being shy. Not too seriously, but he likes seeing you blush, so he'd tease you with his words or maybe with some well placed innocent touches.

However, as soon as you open up to him and show him your energetic side, he's over the moon! And definitely wouldn't go back ;)

If you start rambling around him, he won't stop you, he'll let you talk about whatever you want, smiling an amused smile as you do.

This man loves jokes. He could do his job with jokes as a payment if that was possible.

So you can bet your ass he's gonna listen to every single one you make around him.

And if you explained memes to him??? This man would become an instant memer. The student would soon beat the teacher as they say.

I headcanon that his favourite ones are the most nonsensical, purely gen z ones.

Undertaker would def. have a Tumblr given a chance.

He's great at taking your mind off of things. If you worry about something a lot to the point where it consumes most of your energy and/or makes you anxious, he'll pull you aside and try to do stuff with you, like baking his signature cookies!

He's also great at calming you down. If somebody unintentionally hurts your feelings, he would reassure you of the truth and mutter sweet nothing to you.

But if somebody tries to hurt your feelings intentionally...well, your boyfriend still is an undertaker and they should be reminded of that.


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4 years ago

If you dont mind me asking, how many matchups do you have to do so far?

Well, after counting those in my drafts and those in my inbox, there are 12 matchups for me to do😅

4 years ago

Heck yeah!

@a-napoleon-lover-at-17 @yanderepuck @ikevamp-shrine @ikevamp-annalyne @carnelianns and many more (I'm v sorry, I don't remember y'alls usernames...)

Right, ima try to start something:

We need more positivity on the fandom.

Whoever reads this, tag 5 or more creator accounts on the fandom that brings you happiness and joy and send your love their way. (Only if you want to)

💖💖💖

@weird-profiterole @yanderepuck @delicateikemenmemes @incorrect-ikevamp-quotes @toloveawarlord @nuttytani @nad-zeta @ashavazesa @kazesuke @kisara-16 @cybirdcursedme @niphredil-14 @loptyrs @scummy-writes @dear-mrs-otome @leonardhoee

There are so many more too, too many to name if I’m being honest


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4 years ago

Possible headcanons for Ciel Phantomhive? :)) Btw, it's nice that you've been getting attention lately! I hope you're doing well 😌🖤

I'm actually so hyped for this, I love Ciel! I'm not sure if you wanted headcanons wih or without the reader involved so I did both. Thank you so much for your compliment, I'm glad for all the nice people as well. Hope you like it!

Possible Headcanons For Ciel Phantomhive? :)) Btw, It's Nice That You've Been Getting Attention Lately!

Ciel is someone who has seen the worst of the world far too early in his life.

Not only seen but been through for that matter.

It tainted the way he views the world and everyone in it for sure.

If you've ever thought that Ciel seems kind of...uninterested half the time, it's because he doesn't let much happen inside him.

After everything he went through, after everything he has seen and keeps seeing, how can he truly feel happy?

Everything is just a charade, everyone lies, nothing really matters and you're all alone in the world.

He operates through life with logic. He needs to be smart, to calculate when will allies turn into his enemies, in his position, it could cost him his life. Sure, he has Sebastian, and while the man is nearly invincible, you never know.

So he's always at least two steps ahead of the game. He can afford it, it's his game after all.

Ciel doesn't like quiet. Because no matter how much he tells himself he's different now and how much he tries to erase unnecessary emotions like fear, those traumatic events still haunt him.

Whenever it's too quiet and he doesn't have anything to busy himself with, the memories start creeping up again, patting him with their inky black tendrils.

He needs to keep himself busy. Be it chess, reading, paperwork, working on a case or even attending a ball or entertaing Lizzy, he needs to be occupied. Because it makes him concentrate on his game.

One thing that keeps him from going totally sour is that he's constantly reminded that he makes people happy, if indirectly. Lizzy is happy just because he exists, she loves him that much, his servants are happy because he gave them a new chance at a better life, so many children all over England and possibly the world are happy because of the Phantom sweets and toys...

He doesn't voice it, but he's glad that at least someone os happy, even though it's naive in his opinion.

Moving on to some lighter headcanons, I think Ciel doesn't mind animals that much. Not even cats, believe it or not. He just deems taking care of animals or intersting yourself in them as a waste of time.

If we forget about his cat allergy, the only reason he always scoffs when a cat is nearby is because of how Sebastian fawns over them all the time. He sees it as a sign of weakness from his demon, it ruins the imgaine so at least he pretends like it's some sort of lowlife critter.

and now Ciel x reader headcanons:

I really think you would be one of the few things keeping Ciel from going totally nihilistic.

And he's kind of grateful for that.

Because even though it's illogical and would cause trouble in the future, he cares about you.

He is the king of the game and you are the queen.

You're the only two that matter.

I headcanon him as the protective, but sweet partner.

He's not one for PDA, the most he'll do is hold your hand, however, when you're both home, that all changes.

I don't think he's too much into kisses on the lips, definitely not at first, but kisses anywhere else on the face are fine. Cheek kisses? Sure. Forehead kisses? Loves giving and receiving. Kisses on the temple? Best for when you're both sitting next to each other reading.

He also likes to hold onto you when he sleeps, it lessens his nightmares.

When he has one and wakes up from it, he immediately feels your warmth and it lulls him back to sleep.

He would definitely prefer someone not as over the top as Lizzy, but he'd love watching you laugh while doing something fun, even if though he'd watch from the sidelines, like when you're dancing to yourself or running aaround in the garden or ice skating.

Ciel doesn't get jealous. It may seem like he does, because he always appears by your side if someone (especially an older man) is getting friendly with you, but he's only secretly suspicious of anyone and everyone and doesn't want you to get hurt.

He doesn't say it much (nearly not at all), but he genuinely cares about you. And he expresses it n actions more than words, because, again, everyone lies.

You are treated like royalty, trust me on that. Sometimes he'd plan cute dates for you both, like a picknic.

Please put a flowercrown on him, he'll blush really hard and scoff at you for being childish.

But then he takes it off and puts it on your head and tells you you look muh better in it. "Like a true queen" he says.

If you end up getting kidnapped, all hell breaks loose. Sebastian has one order and one order only: To find you and bring you back to him alive and unhurt. If the situation is really desperate, he'll bring Meyrin, Finny and Baldroy into it as well.

If you end up getting hurt he blames himself for being reckless and he won't let you out of his sight for at least two weeks.

Losing you would feel lik losing his parents all over again. He'd feel like he had lost everything once again, like it had been ripped from him in a cruel game of fate.

So he does everything to keep you safe.


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