Matthias Of Redwall

Matthias of Redwall

Yea screw u Drufo

Drufo: Sit up straight.

Triss: No, I'll sit as gay as I want.

Sul-sul! On this lovely rainy summers day, another entry from the Redwall Cookbok enters our lives- Squirrelmum’s Blackberry and Apple Cake! 

(If youd like to follow along, the original recipe is at the bottom <3)-

MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS

SO, “what goes in to a Blackberry and Apple Cake?” YOU MIGHT ASK

All-purpose flour

Almond flour (or finely ground almonds)

Baking powder

Unsalted butter

Apple juice

Eggs

Vanilla extract

A cooking apple (like Granny Smith)

Fresh or frozen blackberries

Raw or granulated sugar

Salt

AND, “what does Blackberry and Apple Cake taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASK

Tastes a lil fruity. Like me. You can laugh now.

Tart

A little smokey but only because I dont have a closer word to describe

Spongey-buttery consistency, muffin-like

Very rich (maybe due to almond powder?)

The crust tastes almost like apple pancakes

Makes your kitchen smell like jam

I could see this being a good choice for a birthday cake

Would probably pair well with powdered sugar on top

. Used ground almonds

. Used salted butter and pinch of salt instead of teaspoon

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This cake is delicious and entirely unassuming in appearance.

This is the part where I’d give my in-depth thoughts n such, but honestly? Yeah not much to say here. Its like the pillsbury doughwhore croissants. They’re good and does it really have to be anything else? This cake is entirely satisfied with who it is. This cake knows that a life well-lived is whatever life it lives. A hard boiled egg. A corkboard. A little black dress. And Squirrelum’s Apple and Blackberry Cake. I do recommend you make this one if only because I’m sure, barring any lethal fruit allergies, it could never offend you.

A solid 7/10 (with 1 being food that makes one physically sick and 10 being food that gives one a lust for life again.)

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Martin: Sorry it took me so long to meet up with you. I broke down on the way here.

Log-a-log: Oh, is your car ok?

Martin: Car?

Dandin: I know this is going to sound sarcastic, but this is a great plan and I’m really impressed with you guys.

Mariel:

Tarquin:

Mariel: Don’t listen to him, this is a great plan.

Words to live by, I should pin this

This comment was in an ask from @lurking-latinist to @wellntruly ages ago and yet it lives rent free in my head because I have found it to be true.