Tagg: What Should I Eat For Lunch? Gruven: Poison.

Tagg: What should I eat for lunch? Gruven: Poison.

Colonel Wollywosh would never, also, the absolute nerve of this chap to call an esteemed Colonel such names as rabbit

Hi everyone, here’s my new Redwall oc!! <3 Her name is Storra and she’s a ferret who once was under the tyrannical rule of Cluny the Scourge. After refusing to hurt a family of woodlanders, Storra ran away from Cluny’s army to live in peace at Redwall Abbey. Though a bit overzealous and headstrong, Storra would do anything to protect her friends and to keep Redwall safe.

Abbot Mortimer: And remember, if you see something, say something. Matthias, raising his hand: I saw a bird in a tree today. Abbot Mortimer: That’s not- wait, a red bird or a blue bird? Constance: We’re all going to be fucking murdered.

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That scene was insane I loved reading it. Another memorable death.

GETS AN IMAGINED FORM IN THE HEAD. GETS KILLED IN 3 CHAPTERS. BRAGGIO IRONHOOK.

Brome: It's nice of your dad to let me stay here. Felldoh: Nah. He just likes me hanging out with you because he thinks it'll keep me out of jail.