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Quotes from watching the Redwall TV show with my friends
"Redditwall"
"Daddy Abbot"
"Don't worry, he kills people instead of getting therapy. It's the same thing."
"That happened in Riverdale" *they leave the call*
"Skittle (derogatory)"
"Evil Matthias be like 'these aren't the rats that killed my family.'"
"Matthias be like 'you know what... sometimes violence is the answer. And by sometimes I mean always.'"
"Zaddy Martin." *in such a tired voice* "Rose... your days are numbered..."
"Is she a girlboss?" "No" "Oh..." [everyone, share your opinions, is Cornflower a girlboss?]
"High, or simply a weasel?"
"He's [Shadow is] so skrunkly! You're such a skrunkly boy!"
"Oh, I was making fun of women. 🎵Sorry for party rockin🎵"
*Enranged ramblings about the sizing in the Redwall universe*
"Damn, he gets no bitches." "MATTHIAS?!"
"Cuz Cluny has dreams of Martin haunting him..." "That's kinda gay"
*angry* "You did the right thing, MATTHIAS"
"They don't have to wear pants! You can't make them! Free the nipple!"
"The nipple is stored in the butt." *Looks up where rats nipples are because he believed me (I was lying)*
"I'm sorry Daddy Abbot... are you gonna punish me 🥺?"
"Someone should edit a gun into her hand there"
"My computer hates Redwall." "It's your fault for calling it Redditwall"
"Ragear is a bad boy. In his joker era."
Also, WARBEAK IS A GIRLBOSS I LOVE HER SO MUCH. The way she says "Crazymouse 😒" to Matthias- EXCUSE ME BUT THAT'S ADORABLE?? Anyway rant over I hope you liked my quotes~
Hahahaa which one was your favorite?
Abbot Mortimer: And remember, if you see something, say something. Matthias, raising his hand: I saw a bird in a tree today. Abbot Mortimer: That’s not- wait, a red bird or a blue bird? Constance: We’re all going to be fucking murdered.