Tam: Someone Said Something That Almost Triggered My Fight Or Fight Response.Armel: You Mean Fight Or

Tam: Someone said something that almost triggered my fight or fight response. Armel: You mean fight or flight response? Tam: No? I'm not a bird, Armel.

Cornflower: You can’t just follow me into fire! Matthias: Then don’t run into fire!

friends, Romans, countrymen,

It's time. I promised you a Redwall scene shoddily disguised as a Lord of the Rings fanfic and I am here to deliver.

I also stated that the actual writing wasn't going well and if I couldn't figure out how to make it better, then I'd just post it anyway. I'm here to deliver on that promise as well.

commence imposter syndrome disclaimers:

This is no masterpiece. It was never going to be. Not because I'm not capable but because I spent a large amount of time procrastinating and little time editing.

Anyway just wanted to make sure your expectations weren't insanely high.

now on to the actual fic. she's supposed to be pre-slash Gigolas, (My sister says she can't tell what any of the characters are thinking so it's entirely possible I didn't get that across) but I needed some sort of structure beyond Redwall so that people would actually read it

IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO COMMENT this entire thing was to see if anyone would notice this is a Redwall scene, and since I'm posting this on a Redwall blog, I'm going to assume you already know. so if you want to comment, just say you're from Tumblr or something and I'll know you know and we won't be giving anything away.

bottoms up

Mariel: Okay, Tarquin, you sign whatever Rosie puts in front of you because you are the luckiest person in the world. If you let her go, there is no way you’d ever find another girl like her. Speaking on behalf of all woman, it will not happen, we had a meeting.

Quick watercolor of my Redwall OCs, Delphus (the opossum) and Sandy (a hybrid of mouse and rat) I need to work on my fanfiction again, I haven’t touched it in a while. I need my odd couple to get thrown into an adventure again.

Me reading High Rulain for the first time: Wow! There sure are a lot of parallels to Mossflower! I wonder if, like Gingivere, Jeefa will be the moral better compared to his brother Pitru. Can't wait to see how his character develops!

High Rulain at the end of Chapter Eight: