Mariel: Okay, Tarquin, You Sign Whatever Rosie Puts In Front Of You Because You Are The Luckiest Person

Mariel: Okay, Tarquin, you sign whatever Rosie puts in front of you because you are the luckiest person in the world. If you let her go, there is no way you’d ever find another girl like her. Speaking on behalf of all woman, it will not happen, we had a meeting.

She’s so beautiful and perfect I love this

"Good sirs, I'm called Trimp the Rover."

"Of course I can pull logs. I could tow a log with both of you sitting atop of it, it I'd a mind to. But I'm feeling very slender today, owing to the fact that I've an empty haversack on my back, So, towing logs means payment in food."

No you’re correct he’s an icon and I will love them forever

Kids is an already queercoded lone bachelor who’s never shown interest in romance one way or the other adopting a kid of a difference species and becoming his family queer-coded or has the queer redwall brainrot gotten to me

Yes this is about Basil Stag Hare

Tam: Someone said something that almost triggered my fight or fight response. Armel: You mean fight or flight response? Tam: No? I'm not a bird, Armel.

We love Martin getting bullied by a horde of dibbuns.

Martin: Ready to do something that probably won’t work? Gonff: Always.