Rip Helen And Menelaus, You Would Have Loved Medical Marijuana

Rip helen and Menelaus, you would have loved medical marijuana

This becomes way funner, if the Aphrodite child is Aeneas

aphrodite child: how often do you think about the roman empire?

jason (not understanding): every day.

Agamemnon: Iphy, you are old enough now, I think it is time we have the talk. Teen Iphigenia: Dad, no! I already know where kids come from we really do not have to do this Agamemnon: Oh, no, I don't mean that kind of talk. I mean the “a lot of people in your family are actually criminals” talk. So, it all started with your great grandfather Tantalus, who-

Kinda fun reading the Iliad because while the others have epithets like “Swift-footed Achilles”, “Powerful Agamemnon” & “Wise old Nestor”, poor Menelaus is just continuously referred to as “red haired”. “flaming haired”. That Fucking Ginger.

And that was very sexy of him

it lives in my head rent free

,,Think of your wives,, in ,,The Horse and the Infant,, hits for me a lot header when you remember that, (according to the Odyssey) just hours befor Helene went around the wooden horse imitating the of there wives voices. Just hours ago Odysseus heard Penelope's voice agine for the first time in 10 years, and it wasn't even the real one.