Rip Helen And Menelaus, You Would Have Loved Medical Marijuana

Rip helen and Menelaus, you would have loved medical marijuana

I will never call her Helen Troy she will always be Helen of Sparta to me

If homer came back from the dead right now, and vergil also came back right now from dead. Could homer sue him over copyright ?

my professor unironically refers to the Odyssey as “the Iliad- Odysseus’ version” and to the Aeneid as “the Iliad- Aeneas’ version”

Kinda fun reading the Iliad because while the others have epithets like “Swift-footed Achilles”, “Powerful Agamemnon” & “Wise old Nestor”, poor Menelaus is just continuously referred to as “red haired”. “flaming haired”. That Fucking Ginger.

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

This becomes way funner, if the Aphrodite child is Aeneas

aphrodite child: how often do you think about the roman empire?

jason (not understanding): every day.