Agamemnon: Iphy, You Are Old Enough Now, I Think It Is Time We Have The Talk. Teen Iphigenia: Dad, No!

Agamemnon: Iphy, you are old enough now, I think it is time we have the talk. Teen Iphigenia: Dad, no! I already know where kids come from we really do not have to do this Agamemnon: Oh, no, I don't mean that kind of talk. I mean the “a lot of people in your family are actually criminals” talk. So, it all started with your great grandfather Tantalus, who-

This becomes way funner, if the Aphrodite child is Aeneas

aphrodite child: how often do you think about the roman empire?

jason (not understanding): every day.

could we build our bed around a olive tree please pretty please it’s be so romantic please please please

I will never call her Helen Troy she will always be Helen of Sparta to me

Rip helen and Menelaus, you would have loved medical marijuana