Shout Out To Theseus

Shout out to Theseus

Dioscuri, driving Helen and Clytemnestra: So how was your day? Helen: We almost got surprise adopted! Castor: What? Clytemnestra: We almost got kidnapped. Castor: Oh, okay. Castor: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Diomedes thinks they should use it to torture prisoners

Headcanon he keeps a picture of his wife tucked inside his armour and can and will take it out and show it and then talk hours about his wife to whoever poor soul happens to ask about the piece of parchment poking out from his armour

this is the plot of a lost epic, trust me homer told me himself

odydio except their first date was committing manslaughter

Helen: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Paris: I got something even better! Helen: ... What do you mean? Paris: *holds up a chicken*

Euripides makes it possible