If You Havent Readrosencrantz And Guildenstern (1874) Youre Really Fucking Missing Out

if you haven’t read ‘rosencrantz and guildenstern’ (1874) you’re really fucking missing out

other line highlights include “He’s going to soliloquize! Prevent this, gentlemen, by any means” and “I can’t bear death! I’m a philosopher!”

“It would have been nice to have had unicorns.”

— Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

Charlie Hamblett

“I mustn’t look at you too much, or I won’t be able to take my eyes off you at all.”

— Franz Kafka

“I haven’t had enough sleep for years,”

— Franz Kafka, from a letter to Felice Bauer written c. March 1913

The Player:

The old man thinks he’s in love with his daughter.

Rosencrantz:

Good God. We’re out of our depths here.

The Player:

No, no, no! He hasn’t got a daughter! The old man thinks he’s in love with his daughter.

Rosencrantz:

The old man is?

The Player:

Hamlet… in love… with the old man’s daughter… the old man… thinks.

Rosencrantz:

Ah.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead by Tom Stoppard