The Player:

The Player:

The old man thinks he’s in love with his daughter.

Rosencrantz:

Good God. We’re out of our depths here.

The Player:

No, no, no! He hasn’t got a daughter! The old man thinks he’s in love with his daughter.

Rosencrantz:

The old man is?

The Player:

Hamlet… in love… with the old man’s daughter… the old man… thinks.

Rosencrantz:

Ah.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead by Tom Stoppard

Well, something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

“I haven’t had enough sleep for years,”

— Franz Kafka, from a letter to Felice Bauer written c. March 1913

Hamlet wearing a black T-shirt with the text "I'm Danish. What's your superpower?"

Ophelia (played by Anastasiya Vertinskaya) from the 1964 Russian Hamlet