EXAAAACTLY.

EXAAAACTLY.

I DONT WANT TO BE EVEN ABLE TO PICK UP MY PHONE TO READ ANOTHER FANFICTION BECAUSE ITS RUINED ALL THE OTHERS FOR ME

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

i don't want to talk about feelings Alfred.

i don't have any

i've never seen one

i'm a

night-stalking

crime -fighting

vigilante

and a heavy metal rapping machine.

i don't feel anything emotionally except for RAGE.

24/7

365

at 1,000,000%

and if you think there's something behind that

then you're crazy

goodnight Alfred!

YOOOO EVERYBODY GO READ THIS SERIES AND THE REST OF THEIR STUFF. SHES A FUCKIN AWESOME CREATOR AND IM LOVING THIS STORY. YOURE AMAZING BRO, KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK!!!

Sleepless nights

╰⇢ 14. He wants me

Warnings: being delusional (we all know it’s dangerous)

note: mmmm i’d like to say we’re around the half way point? it’s not fully planned out but it sounds about right in my head (don’t take my word for it tho- my brain is mush)

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fun facts:

— you tried that one tiktok filter that tells you how delusional you are and it came back as a 10 (maki was not at all surprised)

— inumaki was actually staring at you on the bus for much longer than you thought (maki noticed)

— for the majority of the bus ride, yuta was resting on your shoulder as the two of you watched netflix on your phone

taglist:

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@instantmusico @sad-darksoul @hellyyy06 @rosieandthethorns @zellwa @iluv-ace @h3xi2g0n3 @morgyyyyyyy @bellaabee082 @koiir @g0rep1ty @k4romis @beaniedoodz @seventhcinema @macimcnaron @pumpkin6969 @wowowwin @neigee @someonethatisnobody @vndl-1 @yoyo-yui

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MAAM PUT AWAY THOSE ARMS BEFORE I HAVE AN ANEURYSM, THOSE ABSOLUTE PYTHONS ARE A RISK TO MY HEALTH

A woman wearing Chinese armor

this is the type of kenough Cooper is/pos

Ken would 110% say “This one’s for you Barbie”, shoot the basketball, and end up knocking himself out somehow