When She Says She Doesnt Send Nudes

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

"YOU???"

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AU of an AU where Malthus also ended up babysitting somehow. Ignore that their respective movies take place like a decade apart and on different continents

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

For some reason, the fandom named the NariLamb fan child "Shitten", so I drew Asta finding this discovery.

This means I don’t have to endure Kingers reaction to the comment right,, right-

🔥PUNISHMENT DAY⚔️

Context || PART 1 ||

Dear Children, there will be no blood spilled today... or ever for our beloved @saytrrose.

However.

Although we have a few more hours until the verdict is finalized, I think it's quite obvious what this family wants.

And so feast your eyes as the punishment unfolds.

Part 1/2 :)

kofi✨

Hungover Lamb + Scythe privileges

little snip for what may happen after the 'drunken gods' chapter in TROD and the other drunken shenangians ive doodled