Haunted French Pancakes Give Me The Crpes.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. 

Fun Fact: Thousand Island dressing is not made up of any islands.

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

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so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”

and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair