Pun - Tumblr Posts
What the fuck sir !! How can you be so beautiful !! Pls marry me !! Pls Don’t tell jungkook 🤧
pun - yyy ep. 4
Magical Girl Myers
I'll open a bakery in combination with a florists and call it 'buns and roses'
It’s going to be fantastic albeit #smoky day! #pun intended. . . #butcherbox #porkbutt #smoker #mtwx #mtfires #margarita #midnightfoodprep #postconcertcocktail #SixSpotsRibRub (at Great Falls, Montana) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSR8zrNMzVA/?utm_medium=tumblr
Me: What do you think the collective noun for prostitutes is?
My friend: a whored
Got a white boy on my roster
He’s feeding me pasta and lobster
Now he’s administering my epipen
I’m allergic to shellfish
Has this been done before?
I’m disappointed. They completely failed this pun.
I was going to scan this and I still might but for now have this. This is legit the first thing I ever colored and posted online. They’re two of my favorite bois and OC’s. The one on the left is the magnificent Matthew who belongs to @idoltenshi . They have been my best friend for years and have helped me through a lot. Thank you. The one on the right is my ol’ OC, Beni B. Bachelor. Also a throw back to one of my favorite bands of all time, Ludo.
Hey y'all how much change did Bruce Willis get
6 cents
Obviously because he needs to learn how to “clean up” his life duh 😏👉🏼👉🏼😆💙🙌🏼
Your au has turned into washing powder
THEY TURNED OUR PEEPAW INTO WASHING POWDER