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Just Imagine...

Just imagine...

Brahms Heelshire - Crack thoughts -

Imagine if the reader installed a bunch of Roomba robots around the mansion, cause you ain't gonna take the time to clean the ENTIRE mansion floor.

Brahms is just in the walls confused on what type of technology you have just brought into this mansion. Finally it's nighttime and you've fallen asleep Brahms scurries out of the walls like the rat he is to check what these little disks are.

When he sees these little disks just moving on their own; he's flabbergasted!

"Is this witch craft????"

Now imagine just a bunch of Roomba's just following Brahms cause this man is COVERED IN DIRT and is leaving a trail behind him. So now Brahms is just walking faster, which then turns into running as more Roombas follow him in pursuit.

Either that or he declares himself the King of Roomba's since they follow him like mini servants

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Mack x non human entity reader.

You were just chilling in space whether you have the ability to breathe in space or you were driving your own spaceship. The crew happened to spot (or you spotted them) didn't know whether you/they were safe or a threat.

So now here you are trying to show that you are indeed safe, by bring them little gifts like space rocks or other things you've collected in your travels. Trying to create a bond between you and the crew.

And lets just say you caught the attention of a certain engineer (or dictator).


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3 years ago

Ok but like Brahms with a Latino s/o

Ok But Like Brahms With A Latino S/o

The food is different from what he eats. (He may or may not like it who knows)

You play your own music and he's in the walls confused asf. ( I like the old classics like 'rata de dos patas', 'rosas', ect idk they have a special place in mah heart)

He finds your stories funny and interesting to listen to.

Doesn't know what you're saying/cursing in our language but he tries to learn. Please teach him your language. He would love to spend more time with you.

When the spooky month comes and you say some scary folklore or experiences you or your family have had with ghosts, demons, gnomes (duendes) , la llorona, shadow people, ect. Expect him to either be scared shitless and need to comfort him, find them very interesting and want to know more, or both.

Correcting him about information regarding you and your culture. (Cause lets be honest the info he knows is probably stereotypical/or outdated)

Getting him to actually start helping you around the fucking mansion.

If Brahms learns your language... PLEASE INTRODUCE HIM TO TELENOVELAS!! I promise you he is gonna get HOOKED ON THEM!! The passion, the drama, the story ARC!! Mans' been in the walls for 20 years. He would make it a new rule that every weekend you and him would sit together on the couch and enjoy some telenovelas.

Calling him cute nicknames :]

Munieco

Chulo

Cabron

Raton💀

(idk what else)

All in all he loves you and wouldn't replace you for anything or anyone in the world.


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