Peter Parker And Timothy Drake Would Either Be Best Friends Or Yeah No They Would Be Best Friends.

peter parker and timothy drake would either be best friends or … yeah no they would be best friends.

two genius proteges who fight crime in their spare time? they would take over the world within five to ten business days.

also, tony stark and bruce wayne would 100% commiserate together over the monsters they’ve created.

the avengers and the batfam would be low key terrified of their friendship, but also supportive because lord knows those two have gone through enough shit and deserve each other, damn it.

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

real talk, the funniest thing about the batfam is that they do not play about each other. they find out anybody has gone a step too far with bruce and them kids start comin out of the sewers like fucking demonic cryptids. they fully play by the rules of, "no one is beatin his ass except for us"

you gotta love it

okay so the batfamily right? But telenovela style! Like just envision this with me yeah?

All of their drama and baggage presented in a cheesy overdramatic-to-the-point-of-loopimg-back-around-to-comedy ongoing show. The mess of their civilian responsibilities clashing with their nighttime lifestyles.

The messy relationships! Big reveals where we find out the woman dating the father has also been seeing his ward/son. And then an even bigger twist when we find out she is actually a supervillain! Or when your ex girlfriend starts dating your adoptive sister!

A love triangle between a childhood best friend and your superhero teammate!! Who will the young man choose? The handsome seemingly safer civilian option- who actually becomes the centre of all strange supernatural encounters, or the cute bad boy with really really nice hair- a forbidden romance because our bachelor cannot reveal his civillain identity to him!!

The dramatic twist when one of the characters finds out his mother was not his real mother! And a another twist when we find out his real mother is actually a criminal, and another twist when she hands her son over to the big bad. But there's another twist! The big bad ties her up too! And an EVEN BIGGER twist! The big bad cannot be taken down because he is an ambassador now somehow!!???

Navigating life with a younger brother who replaced you in your vigilante gig! (This becomes a cycle with each new kid). Trying to navigate having new step-parent every few months because your adoptive father keeps switching them out for even more problematic people!

The classic cop/detective trope where the laws and rules get disobeyed in the name of protecting family and taking down international criminals!

Wind blowing dramatically through their hair as they have an intense argument on the rooftops of their city, with very dramatic Spanish music in the background. Maybe even a narrator guy lmao.

Come on this is perfect telenovela material! I so badly wanna see or read a version of the batfamily that is in this particular style. It'd just be so damn funny!

Quick give me all the songs you know with stalker vibes! I'm making an unhinged TimBerKon playlist!

There’s something extremely heartbreaking about Nicos cameo/first words in the show being him looking for Bianca. He’s always going to be the little boy looking for his big sister. Season three is going to be the end of me.