[wip] I Managed To Squeeze In A Little Tim Doodle Between Commissions Though Not Sure It Will Be Rendered

[wip] i managed to squeeze in a little tim doodle between commissions though not sure it will be rendered any time in the near future lolz

he said the thing HE SAID THE THING

THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELPPPPPPP

The press sends out a video of Timothy Jackson Drake taking off a hoodie, revealing an ring strung on a chain resting on the shirt underneath

Gotham goes crazy-

Tam is brought back into picture- Stephanie never left

People get wind of Bernard- and one very obsessed fan is insistent on something fruity between Tim and the son of the only reporters Bruce seems to like

The superhero x civilian crack ships are brought up, but this time it’s serious- Robin, Superboy, but also the rest of Young Justice for those wishing for a rare pair

The Wayne’s have remained silent all the while

That’s because they know this supposed wedding ring is actually a lantern ring that Tim has to keep Bruce on his toes- knowing fully well that Tim will join the Lantern Corps out of spite if pushed

This isn’t the first time it’s happened though,

Dick Grayson - who has been speculated to have relationships with three different red-heads- revealing a red ring all of a sudden nearly broke the internet

Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.

Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.

Dick : What

Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.

Stephanie and Bernard definitely have some shared classes. Stephanie is premed and Bernard is double majoring in Physics and Biology. Both are STEM majors at the same school so it’s not far fetched to say they’d share some classes.

Now these classes probably have upwards of 200 students (Gotham University is massive), explaining how they’d never met until Tim introduced them.

After talking they’d quickly discover they shared several classes- which leads to a fast friendship. They share notes, join each others study groups, complain about professors, complain about Tim. They simply have a lot in common.

I just think if they became friends it would be hilarious. I mean-

Bruce: Alright we’re all set up for the Gala tonight. Any questions?

Stephanie: Yeah, can I get a plus one?

Bruce: You are the plus one.

Stephanie: Don’t be bitter. I want to invite my friend Bernard.

Bruce: Isn’t that…?

Tim: Yes. You don’t get to invite my boyfriend to be your plus one.

Stephanie: Don’t be selfish Tim, he can be my friend and your boyfriend at the same time.

Bruce: Does it matter if he’s already coming?

Stephanie: I have dibs for tonight!

Tim: You can’t call “dibs” on a person! Come on, can’t I just have this one thing?

Stephanie: Oh come on name one thing that I’ve-

Tim: First Robin, then my sister, now my boyfriend. What’s next? My social security number?

Stephanie: You quit Robin!

Tim: Under Duress!

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?