(Little Fanservice. This Idea Coming From RPG Forum, Where Many Fans Are Starving For Attention And Having

(Little fanservice. This idea coming from RPG forum, where many fans are starving for attention and having the wild fantasy with much issues.)

Shax: Furfur, arrived the letter with request.

Furfur: For me??

Shax: Ye-ehss. It tells "Please, say "ara-ara"...

[Furfur visibly confused.]

Shax [trying to not sound stupid, with much lower voice]:"... or just say Aziraphale's name."

Furfur [looking as like a rain cloud, quickly finding right page]: Aziraphalala... Azirapapa... Aziphapalala... Aziaraara...

Voices of fans from the Earth: Do it again, please!!

Crowley's voice from Alfa Centauri: That's definitely the issue.

Aziraphale's voice from above [very serious and half-angry]: It called "daddy issue".

Fans from the Earth: Aaaaaah!! We want more!!

So, it's "Trust me" and not "Shoot me"... Because "Shoot me" also has its logical existence. Crowley was afraid and took an eternity to shoot. And after that words - vavoom!!

hello neil!

during the bullet catch scene, right before crowley is about to shoot him, it looks like aziraphale is mouthing something to crowley but i can't figure out what it is.

if he's actually doing that, what is he saying ?

Trust me.

Crowley & Aziraphale || shut up & dance

My calm reaction on last scene of episode "Everyday" after watching it like 13 times.

My Mum's friend comes in visit. She is kind, BUT (!!!!) too racist. Because in her Life she dealt in majority of cases with disrespectful and not kind people of other races. And when I am saying that every race has less or more educated people and that every small tribe or population has own laws of existing and habits, she and my Mum laughing badly and saying that I had never deal with THAT kind of "blackish"... Well, I suppose I am not... But I definitely dealt with people of colour that called everyone "stupid monkeys" and with other kind that were with most educated and gentle ways of habits. Sometimes they were very loud, sometimes very silent. But definitely we cannot hate people for their race.

I am immigrant too. Actually living for half of my Life in completely different country and culture that I was raised first. It's not only about the race and education. It's about the Life Way. Sometimes people becoming more aggressive, something more loud. I am white and part of LGBTQI2APX+ Community. But I was not really "blessed" by white privilege. I know what means when also in smallest innocent Ways people unconsciously presume where must be my place because thinking with bias is less hard. As if everyone is fitting in same boxes...

So many was told first. So many shall be said after...

Society: You don't look like gay.

Me in black half-victorian vampire clothes: Really?? I am literally f@€king vampire...

[Being in casual clothes.]

S.: You kidding me. You are not a true goth.

Me [wearing sunglasses also inside the building, preferred night to day and during the day staying in dark room]: Yeah, I am astigmatic person that just prefer the obscure culture to cheerful reality.

[Having a driving licence, but prefer not to drive at dark hours.]

S.: But you are night lover!!

Me: Astigmatism. Literally seeing every light as a huge star.

[Being white person from Eastern Europe.]

S.: You know nothing about oppression.

Me: Really?? People never ask me about who I am after learning that I am from Eastern Europe, that just say "Oh, as caregiver of my Granny!! But how it possible that you are so good in MY language??" and "Oh, as a sex workers at the park near my apartment.". When I am injured doctors are literally saying "You must stop doing your cleaning service job because you need a rest.". People just throw on me stereotypes. Know what?? They asking to say something in my language and usually having so difficult and distorted facial expression, then asking "You had cursed me for sure?? But how about *censured* in your language??". And also "VoTka, succa, balyalyayika."... So many mistakes in short phrase. [Heavy desperate breathing.]

[Me just talking about LGBTQI2APX+ community.]

S.: Why you not even trying to be normal??

Me: What?? I am. As I am a human. It's like breathing and trying to figure out what means to be alive at this point. It's o'k.

[Had red the Bible in four different languages and learning that all translations are different, that listening two different pastors to talk on two different Sunday talking completely different things about same part of the Bible...]

S.: You are sinful person. God will punish you.

Me: Know what?? They wil not. God does not have enough Time for so small human entity as I am.