James Would Wear These All The Time Unironically

james would wear these all the time unironically

John Mulaney and Barty Crouch Jr have the exact same vibes and I will not explain myself

Them🙏🙌🐍

James and Regulus as an interpretation of Orpheus and Eurydice by Catharine Adelaide Sparkes

after seeing the beautiful interpretation of Narcissus as Regulus by @/asbee_.art on instagram, I wanted to try my hand at a classical mythology paraphrase as well, and James just feels very Orpheus to me, som here we are

regulus lives on Twitter, evan loves Tumblr, barty tiktok, dorcas instagram, pandora almost doesn't use them but pinterest is her favorite

marauders era characters and what social media they would use the most

james: instagram

sirius: all of them

remus: snapchat

peter: tiktok

lily: pinterest (i know we all want her to be a tumblr girly but let’s be real… she was on pinterest)

marlene: tiktok (but specifically lesbian tiktok)

mary: tumblr

Sirius catches James and regulus kissing in the restricted section

Sirius: HOW COULD YOU!??? HOW COULD YOU BETREY ME LIKE THIS??? I CANT BELIEVE YOU! TELL ME ITS JUST A NIGHTMARE AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY DO IT!!!

James: oh common it was just a kiss

Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCk-

Jamss who is so done with Sirius yelling: I HAVENT FUCKED HIM YET

Sirius: what was that?

James trying to brush past it: what was what???

Sirius: you said “yet”.

James: whoah- what? No I didn’t!

James looks at regulus for help*

Keep in mind they are still holding pinkies*

Regulus(the biggest tease)balck: you said it and it looks like you mean it

Brings up their *not so pinky promise but still counts as a pinky promise* hands

Sirius: oh so you admit that you are going to fuck him

James disjointing their hands: yesido

Starts running full speed*

Sirius who is now chasing him out the library: IF I CATCH YOU I’M GOING TO FUCK YOUR BROTHER

James: YOU ARE MY BROTHERS AND REMUS IS ALREADY DOING THAT, DO YOU HEAR ME COMPLAINING?

Sirius(blushing): THIS IS INCEST

James: FUCKING ON MY BED IS ALSO AN INVASION OF PRIVA- *sirius tackles him down*