Remus: Whats Wrong James?

Remus: what’s wrong James?

James: Reg was mean to me today :(

Sirius: really? He’s usually too well behaved for that

James: usually he just smiles politely when I talk to him which is annoying but he proper lost it before

Sirius: he’s only mean to people he trusts not to hurt him for it

James: …are you saying what I think you’re saying?

Sirius: *sighs* yes prongs, I think he likes you more than he lets on

James: :D

*wolfstar raising harry*

harry: guys i have something to tell you. you might not like it, but it’s who i am, and i can’t hide that from you guys any longer

sirius: harry you can tell us anything!

remus: yes we love you!

harry: okay well… i’m bisexual… idk if you guys are okay with that or if you even know what it means but i had to tell you

remus:

sirius:

remus: harry what do you… what do you mean that we don’t know what being bisexual is??

harry: well yk because both of you are straight-

sirius: I’M SORRY WHAT

remus: harry you think we’re straight??

harry: yeah because you guys are!

sirius: REMUS AND I ARE MARRIED

harry: WHAT I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE ROOMMATES OR SOMETHING??

sirius: WE LITERALLY RAISED YOU 😭 YOU CALL US “MOONS” AND “PAD” DO YK WHAT THAT STANDS FOR HARRY?? IT STANDS FOR “MOM” AND “DAD”

harry: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JUST RAISING ME PLATONICALLY??

remus: there’s literally a picture of us kissing above the fireplace…

harry: i thought it was a platonic kiss?? 😭😭😭

sirius: WE WEAR WEDDING RINGS

harry: I THOUGHT THEY WERE FRIENDSHIP RINGS

sirius: WTF IS A FRIENDSHIP RING??

remus: we celebrated our anniversary last week!

harry: i thought it was some sort of friendship anniversary 😭

sirius: omg i knew i joked that he would be stupid because james is his father but this… this is another level

i made this 😭

Barty, whilst high: Who even decided that skeletons are scary because personally I would be much more fucking terrified if the muscular system started walking around

They are like fire and water, exchanging motions between each other. You thought you knew who was who ... think again.

Regulus coming up with baby names Florimel and Aster after flowers/stars. 😭

breakfast

for @jegulus-microfic prompt spider, wc 100

James rubs his eyes as he walks into the kitchen. He didn’t get any sleep 'cause he spent the whole night cursing assignments he deliberately procrastinated. So for once, Regulus woke up before him. Regulus told him he would make breakfast. In the kitchen he sees Regulus eating toast. Sitting on top of the counter.

“Why are you up? You should’ve slept some more.”

“What are you doing on top of the counter?”

“Having breakfast.”

“Sitting on the counter?”

“Yes.”

James gives Regulus a long, searching look. He sighs and shakes his head.

“Where’s the spider?”

“Near the bar stools.”