Nico: I Can't Believe All These People Dressed In Black Cloaks. Black Cloaks Was My Thing, And Now Everyone's

Nico: I can't believe all these people dressed in black cloaks. Black cloaks was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool". They're all posers.

Will: Nico, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral.

I just remembered those commercials that said "Rated E for Everyone"

AO3 it's more like "Rated E for Everyone Better Take a Good Look at The Tags"

Happy birthday Keith

Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

No matter how strong my longing gets, it won't stop as long as I'm me. I can't pretend I don't exist when you're touching me.

Crack idea:

Jason on karaoke night singing "What I know now" from the Beetlejuice musical at the top of his lungs. It's not even off-key (because he's memorized the melody) but Bruce has stopped breathing somewhere between "I wouldn't have had my little accident" and "see a shrink, call a priest, ask the recently deceased". Jason joyfully shouts "I exploded!" and Dick's face turns to shrimp colour. Duke is laughing his ass off

(bonus if Steph is singing the parts of the ensemble)