I HAVE THE FUNNIEST REQUEST FOR YOU (because This Actually Happened To Me And I Need To Tell Someone

I HAVE THE FUNNIEST REQUEST FOR YOU (because this actually happened to me and I need to tell someone send help please)

I started talking to this guy on a dating app a few days ago. He's a little younger than me and normally I don't really date people that are younger than me; for context, it's because I had to mature really early on (it's a whole thing, I won't get into it). Anyway, I gave him my phone number when he asked and so we've been texting ever since; he sends me cute little 'good morning' texts, tells me that he hopes I have a good day, etc. (entirely different from my last relationship of several years - for comparison, it's like I was dating Jane or Caius and suddenly jumped to Seth???).

SO ON SUNDAY, I had been up all night trying to get roleplay stuff together and I stupidly went down to the mini Mart by my house early in the morning (still sleep deprived) to get some coffee, and before I left, I took a cute little selfie in the car and sent it to him. Well I was all excited from how cute the selfie was, and when I climbed out of the car, I LOCKED MY KEYS IN THE CARRRRR FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WAS TWELVE.

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I haven't told him about it yet ...

I also found out that he roleplays like I do, and so I gave him my Sideblog. And when he followed me, I followed him back.

And I completely forgot that you can only follow from your main blog.

SO NOW THIS MAN CAN SEE ALL THE WEIRD THINGS I LIKE AND DO AND SEND HELP PLEASE

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS FOLLOWING MY MAIN BLOG UNTIL I CHECKED MY FOLLOWERS BECAUSE TUMBLR DIDN'T NOTIFY ME????

ANYWAY, this is all a really long winded way of asking you if you could please ease my embarrassment and write something between Seth and the reader involving these situations and Seth finding out from the reader about it (because my embarrassment is great for writing and I think Seth would be so amused to find out he flustered someone that much)

Thank you for the request, Lovebug!! I hope you like this :) (I have no idea what I’m doing!)

‘Call me maybe?’- Seth Clearwater Headcannon!!

• You had just so happen to meet Seth through Jacobs 17th birthday party. The conversation was very tame, introducing yourself to one another, talking about up coming events and how you liked the small, yet fun party.

• Seth was going to leave early as he had his ‘studies’ to get to. You took your shot and walked over to him, saying your goodbyes and offering to stay in touch. You had given him your personal number- not your home number, which you usually did.

• Sooner or later you guys started talking… a lot. You guys had also just so happened to share your facebooks with one another over call, friending each other. A very new app, Tumblr, was also something you guys had used to communicate. Well, at least on a fake account that is…

• On a very uneventful day, you had came home and opened up all of your social media to see if anything had happened. New friend request on Facebook? Except. Checking to see if Seth had texted you on Tumblr? Nothing. You had went to your other account that was used for your silly likings. Such as books, or movies, or even just clubs! Your heart sunk when you went through your followers for fun.

• You face bad became at least 3 shades lighter than what it was originally. As if on queue, Seth had called. You stared at your phone before picking it up and flipping it open, clicking on the call button… ‘Hello?’ Your voice ran over the line. ‘You’re into ___? Never knew!’ Seth said over the phone. Embarrassed you were. ‘Hey uh Seth, I’m going to have to hang up. I only have a few more minutes until my minutes run out and I can’t call anymore.’ You replied, almost wanting to die. ‘Huh? You said you had bought some extra minutes like… 2 days ago?’ He said confused. ‘Talk to you later, bye!’ I don’t think you’ve ever hung up the phone so fast.

• As if death had taken you by the hand, you avoided Seth, every chance you got. Of course it broke the poor boy’s heart, but over time you both overcame this little embarrassing moment, and now your telling it at your 3rd anniversary with Seth.

‘Is that what you want?’- Theodore Nott Headcannons!!

• Surprisingly he likes the band Deftones. While on break for a holiday at Hogwarts, he decided he wanted to visit the muggle world to make him forget about his problems and have fun going to parties. Well at one of them, he heard the song Mascara and actually liked it.

• He touches his nose or his neck a lot whenever he is nervous or uncomfortable- so watch out for that!

• Gets tired really easily, so you’ll be in class with him and look over to see him passed out, back in pain from how he is practically laying across the table. You can’t help but giggle at how confused he gets when the teacher calls on him.

• He loves the feeling of your nails in his hair, it brings back some kind of comfort to him. He doesn’t know where it is from, but he just likes the feeling of it.

• Listens to The Smiths because of Mattheo and his obsession with them. It’s hard to say his favorite song cause he can’t seem to pick one.

A little thought of him;

“You know, you’re a lot nicer like this…” he mumbled into your hair as you hide your face into his neck. He is able to smell the scent of the shampoo that you use- it makes him feel at home. “I know you are asleep, and that’s alright, but I want you to know how much I love you. I love you more than anything.” He whispers, placing a kiss on the crown of your head before closing his eyes and breathing in your scent. He knows that this is what he wants. You.

Eddie Munson Headcannons!!

 • Eddie who thinks he is sooooo funny whenever he scares you, such as popping out behind the wall after you use the bathroom or coming up to you while your back is turned at your locker, scaring you and all of that.

• Eddie likes bacon, I don’t know why, but he probably loves it. When your are cooking, he’ll ask you to make it- whether it is morning or not, he’ll ask you to make it. Oh, he also probably likes it burned to a crisp, definition of shoe leather.

• As much as we call him Emo and think he likes when he significant other does his makeup, I think he hates it. You either have to be dying or he has to high- and I mean high- to let you do his makeup, let alone touch his face with any type of product.

• Took you to ONE Hellfire meeting, never again. You stepped in there and walked out knowing words that you didn’t even know existed. Now I’m not even talking about bad words, I’m literally talking about the most random words and insults. Bonus points if you use them against Eddie while y’all a have a disagreement- at least that’s what he calls them.

• Eddie absolutely hates the idea of you smoking weed. He thinks it is a nasty habit that YOU shouldn’t pick up on. Anyone else, have at it, go nuts. Just pay him.

• When he isn’t metal screaming into a microphone, he actually has a calm voice. Like he should be a singer, but he doesn’t really sing. He plays guitar, but once in a while he does sing and it is a moment to never forget. He’ll sings songs like- Zombie by the Cranberries, Back to the Old House- The Smiths, or California Dreamin’ by The Mamas & The Papas.

I’m sorry I’m literally begging you PLEASE to do HCs of Paul imprinting on a Cullen!reader !!!

Hi Lovebug!! I hope this is what you hoped for!! :)

‘If you walked in my skin, You’ll feel the jail’- Paul Lahote Headcannons!!

• He hadn’t known that you were is imprint at first, but once he found out, he would try to ignore it and make it go away. The only problem was, it didn’t go away.

• You had been uninterested in him, even more after what was happening between Bella, Edward and Jacob. You had found yourself watching them fight, with Jacob and his gang of friends in the background.

• He would stay silent, but these feelings would get way to overwhelming- crushing him whole. He couldn’t stand it. Anytime he was around you his heart would get heavy and sink, yet be all over the place in his body. The world would go silent as the only thing he could hear was he raging heartbeat. He face would get hot and his body would become heavy, as if begging him to let go and faint. He had to have you, Now.

• The way on how he told you that you are his imprint is pretty basic. While Jacob and Edward were at each other, he grabbed you by your wrist and told you straight up.

• To describe your love trip is enemies to lovers. But not the- ‘I’ve never actually hated you’ type of way, but more so a ‘You choke me, I drown you’ type of love.

• The love was forbidden, everyone knew that, but what’s the fun of following rules. You guys would pretend to hate each other meanwhile a little while after dusk you guys are in the lake, teeth clashing on teeth, you gripping at his bare shoulders as he has a tight hold on your hair.

• While it’s not 100% helpful, Paul will let you drink SOME of his blood. Only if you are about faint or desperate he’ll let you. He finds it a bit painful, so he grabbing at the nearest thing he can find. So I apologize if you walk out with a almost broken hand. He will most likely hunt for you so you can feed.

• You guys hate each others body heat, Your freezing body annoys him and his furnace like body heat annoys you.

Draco Malfoy Headcannons!!

• He has a locket necklace that is hidden somewhere in his dorm room of the confession note that you had given him in 4th year. He never gave you a chance until the near end of 4th year, early 5th year.

• He cried in your arms for days on end after getting the dark mark- he was absolutely sure that you would leave him, yet you didn’t, that was something he never understood.

• A dark heart just needs a little fixing, and that was him. You had soften the heart of Draco Malfoy, giving him a fresh perspective of life, what was going on and what there was to come.

• At first he was so nervous to introduce you to his friend group because he thought that you wouldn’t like them or they would think you weren’t enough for Draco, but you had actually fitted in better with the group than anyone who else had tried to join years before.

• Draco loves to hand you little notes during class to distract you and to watch your smile appear on your face as you read the sweet words he wrote in the note:

‘Hey pretty girl, I just want you to know I was thinking about you this morning when I saw Neville walking past me with some flowers that he was bringing to the greenhouse. I also thought of you when I smelled the coffee that Blaise had poured this morning at breakfast. You should spend the night at my dorm, maybe watch the sunrise with me?- Love, Draco’

• After dating you for a year, he didn’t care what others thought of relationship between him and you. Nobody would expect it, but Draco Malfoy had fallen in love. He had fallen hard in love with You.

• Smells like apple, cinnamon, old books and coffee.

HELP, THIS IS SO SILLY I LOVE IT😭

Emmett Cullen wrote this about his brother, no i will not be taking questions