Me, Wearing Headphones Waiting To Cross The Street

Me, wearing headphones waiting to cross the street

Old guy: Hey you dropped something!

Me (internally): Ah crap…(checks pockets and the ground)

Old guy: My heart! You dropped my heart!

Me: 😑

Dude it’s not even 9 in the morning I’m too tired for this

Okay y’all. This Yoongi. This 👏Yoongi👏. I love how considerate he is. Love how he has this quiet calm to him while also having an absolutely FILTHY mouth. Love the connection OC and Yoongi have, how it starts from mutual respect and understanding - I especially love the conversation they have about rap, because that is 100% why I haven’t really searched out rap artists in recent years. I admit that I’ve never really been the most proficient in rap music in all the 30 odd years I’ve been alive, but the ones I do know, the ones that stay with me? Are the ones that use the medium to SAY SOMETHING. Use their voice to make a point, not just a profit. And she absolutely hit that on the head.

I also love that it’s very realistic about working retail. I’ve been stuck in retail hell since 2014/2015. Still trying to get out. It’s a hustle to get to do something you want to do, and sometimes you just need something to pay the bills before your life actually gets together to where you want it to be. So you gotta do what you can to keep your soul from completely dying. Sometimes that’s making someone wear a unicorn hat. Sometimes it’s just sitting in a massage chair in the middle of the mall and dozing off.

Great friendships ✔️ , believable and wonderful relationship between OC and Yoongi ✔️ , a really hot smut scene because GOD DAMN ✔️. Seriously, go check out this story on her page (and then stay for the rest of her awesome content)

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part of the you never shop alone (ynsa) collab with @underthejoon and @kpopfanfictrash, based on this post!

summary⇢ pretzel pro. most skillful tongue in the food court world. allegedly. that’s what yoongi keeps telling you, anyway. of course, you’re reasonably skeptical of his claims—but if there’s one thing that motivates the notoriously-lethargic man, it’s proving skeptics wrong. pairing⇢ yoongi/reader word count⇢ 18.3k 😱😱😭😭😭 rating⇢ 18+ genre⇢ smut | humor | friends to lovers | shopping mall!au  warnings⇢ oral (female receiving), fingering, overstimulation, dirty talk, inappropriate and semi-public canoodling, very brief mention of suicide and depression (because this is a yoongific), taehyung is yoongi’s biggest fan but oc is coming for him lbrh 😌

a/n⇢ everybody thank @underthejoon for this gorgeous header 💖💖

THIS TOOK ME SO FUCKING LONG, i have NEVER written anything this long without splitting it up before in my entire life, omg. writing something this long in one go honestly made me wanna pull my hair out lmao. but we here!! we made it and it’s done and i hope you enjoy it 😩😭💕 mood for this fic is this song. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOONGI, ILY 🤧💖

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The fanfic writers who consistently churn out amazing long one-shots and multi-chapter stories are such heroes because I’m at about 15k words into my story - which is only about halfway through btw - and my brain is just…not having it at the moment 🤣 I finally wrote out a dang outline the other day thinking that would help. I stopped writing while sitting in bed with the laptop. And yet….

I know…I KNOW. *stares at story I’ve been working on since January*

LOL turns out the answer is just to reblog and the app does the “read more” automatically if reblogging from a site that has that linked 🤣

This might seem very obvious to some, but I’m really new to Tumblr and mainly use the mobile app…how do I reblog a fanfic I like but not have the entire damn 25k+ word story posted in one fell swoop? Like I see the post has a “read more here” link, but when I click to reblog it, the entire story is in the part I’m reblogging - which is….whatever, but I’d rather have the 3 people that might see my tiny blog click on the artists’ pages instead, especially since I want to add my own thoughts to my reaction of said story in my post. How do I do the “read more” thing? 🥺

I….I have no words after the absolute ONSLAUGHT of these new Butter concept photos over the past couple days. LOL bye y’all I have ascended I am GONE.