Pickup Lines - Jude Bellingham

pickup lines - jude bellingham

today you had decided to try a tik tok trend on your boyfriend that you had seen as you were scrolling through your for you page. it consisted of saying pickup lines at random times but getting them on video to see the reactions you received.

knowing jude, you knew this would end hilariously and all of your followers had been asking for you to post another video with him again because they absolutely loved them. of course you got the most idiotic pick up lines you could find to make this whole experience even more chaotic.

"hey everyone, so today i have decided to try some pickup lines on jude to see how he reacts.

line 1:

"okay, i have my first pick up line. and jude just got home." you said to the camera as you placed the phone on the kitchen counter.

"y/n/n i'm home." jude yelled as he walked through the door. he walked towards you before kissing your forehead and embracing you in a hug. you smiled and pulled away before speaking up.

"jude?"

"hm?" he hummed.

"feel my shirt. do you know what it's made of?" you asked and he looked at you oddly before pinching some of the fabric. "girlfriend material."

"no way you just said that. nah. you are on some joke." jude chuckled.

"what do you mean? i thought it was pretty good."

"no way you thought of that yourself." jude spoke as he walked out of the kitchen and towards your bedroom. you turned to look at the camera and made a silly face before turning it off.

line 2:

"okay, we're about to go to bed, i wanna see what he'll say." you whispered in the bathroom as you filmed the video.

"babe, can you come here for a second. i need to show you something!" you yelled and soon enough you heard jude's footsteps approaching your bathroom.

"yeah of course, what do you need darling?" he asked before walking through the door.

"woah, give me a sec. i was blinded by your beauty, i'm gonna need your name and phone number for insurance purposes." you said before winking.

"ooh ooh ooh. okay that one was good. you just boosted my ego up to like 50." he was jumping excitedly as he spoke. "second time today too. are you getting these on video or something?" jude asked as he looked around.

"you bet. look." you giggled as you pointed to the camera.

"man, get you a girl who will shower you with pick up lines... ah, i love you." jude said as he hugged you and kissed your head.

line 3:

"guys i didn't think these would go as well as they did. but jude is really enjoying the pickup lines. currently its 8am, and i am hiding in the bathroom again. i'm gonna find a pick up line, go and lay down with my phone recording and say it. jude usually wakes up around this time so let's see how this goes." you said before you walked out of the bathroom and laid in your bed next to jude, who cuddled into you. you turned on the video to get both of you in it before whispering.

"baby. good morning." you smiled.

"hm. hi." he said with his morning voice still evident. he was half awake so you couldn't blame him.

"jude..."

"hm?" he groaned, his eyes still closed and now he grabbed on to you tighter.

"are you google? because you've got everything i've been searching for." you chuckled after you got the last word out. jude still hadn't opened his eyes but he was smiling and you had gotten it on camera.

"10 out of 10." he replied as he kissed your cheek. slowly, he opened his eyes and looked directly at your phone. when he saw himself on the screen, he stuck his tongue out and you stopped recording.

line 4:

"okay guys, i am in the car and we are about to go to our friend's house. jude just locked the front door and is heading our way. i'm going to do another pick up line on him. okay, here we go." you said to the camera before jude opened the door.

"you ready darling?" jude asked as he sat in the driver's seat.

"yeah... oh wait! did you get a map?" you asked.

"wh-no... why would i need a map?" jude asked confused.

"well because... i keep getting lost in your eyes." you responded innocently.

jude looked at you before dropping his head on the steering wheel and chuckling. his laughs were muffled by his coat, but when he looked at you he looked so happy and relaxed.

"why are you looking at me like that?" you asked with a giggle.

"ugh, i can't get enough of you." he pecked your lips before closing the car door and starting the car.

line 5:

"hey guys. okay i swear i find myself in the bathroom every time i decide to do one of these. anyways, this will be the final pick up line because i'm running out of time in the video. but currently, we're at jude's parents house, his mum, dad and jobe are all here. we're about to eat dinner and i've decided to completely humiliate myself and jude with this little trend of mine. so i'm going to be saying the pickup line at the table. i already told his mom so she will be video taping for me." you whispered before walking out of the bathroom and bringing the phone to jude's mom.

you, jobe and jude's parents sat down at the table before jude so his mom was already recording while jobe and mark were looking at you two confused.

"jude! hurry up. we're not waiting all day!" his mom yelled.

"okay, i'm here! im here!" he responded before he sat down next to you.

"oh wait jude can you get me the salt?" you asked and he walked over to the kitchen cabinet and grabbed it. "by the way-" you were about to say the line before he sneezed. so you took this as an opportunity to use another pick up line.

"i'd say god bless you but it seems he already has." you grinned.

"woah, how'd you time that so well?" jude asked astonished as he sat down. he still hadn't realized that his mom was recording.

"i didn't i was going to use another line, but i got lucky and you sneezed so I could use that one." you replied.

"you two are gross." jobe spoke up. "and why is it getting recorded?" jobe pointed to the camera before jude quickly turned his head.

"you were in on this too?!" he asked pointing at his mom.

"i didn't know what y/n would say, but i offered to video tape." denise replied.

"i swear you pick the most random times too. i never thought, with the four times you did it... this one being five! i never saw it coming." jude chuckled.

his mom handed you your phone and you posted the full video and showed it to jude's parents, who got a good chuckle out of it. jude smiled as you interacted with his family and squeezed your hand signaling for you to look at him. you looked up and he mouthed i love you, and kissed your head, before letting you continue with your conversation.

࿐ ˚ . ✦ MORNING. jude bellingham

summary. waking up with jude on a typical day.

warnings. fluff w/ mentions of smut at the end

word count. 465

waking up, you’d feel the softest graze of fingers pacing through your hair. in front of you would lay the love of your life with the softest smile greeting you. it was like this every day. it’s safe to say how lucky you are to be with someone like him.

the most gentle, sweetest guy, yet the most flamboyant and energetic person you know. there was no one that could truly compare to jude. 

his greetings to you in the morning were dainty. you loved it because of the soft touch he’d combine with the sweetest words that rolled off his tongue like butter.

“sleep well, angel?” he’d whisper with the faintest smile spread across his face. you felt his eyes survey you, which made your stomach turn. he never failed to give you butterflies.

“mhm,” you’d reply, half awake, as he’d brush your temples.

it was moments like these that made every single sacrifice for each other so sacred. the pain, the distance… it disappeared as soon as you laid before his touch. 

you could feel his eyes scanning your face before scooting closer to him for daily (required, ofc) cuddles. his hands would make entry toward your back, snuggling as hard as possible and forcing a laugh out of you. you loved when he did this—the closeness of the physical banter made you feel closer to him.

fluttering your eyes open and fixating them on the figure before you was always one of your favorite intimate moments. a sort of closeness difficult to find anywhere else. his pretty, dark eyes looking back at you in the silence of the room were indescribable. all i could think of is how lucky i really am to be spending the rest of my life with someone as perfect as him.

“hi, gorgeous.” jude uttered, brushing his faint lips above my forehead before pecking my forehead.

“hi.” you giggled from the tickling sensation. 

he paused before asking, "why are you so," he drifted his lips, "pretty?"

“i’m so lucky to have the prettiest girl snuggled in with me right now.” he cooed.

“shut up” you chuckled, burying yourself into his neck trying to hide the red on my face.

“no… seriously. like it’s weird how you chose me of all people.” he continued, “i get to show you off to my friends, like, how lucky am i?” he professed.  

you gave him a soft look before hiding in his chest. “stop,” you chuckled. “i’m the lucky one. my man is so handsome… and talented, and he knows how to throw it down in the sheets.” you both chuckled before he began kissing attacking you, and holding you so that you couldn’t resist.

“oh, do i, baby?” he continued pecking your cheeks while you giggled for him to stop.

sorry for the inactivity mls 😞 finally finished with my exams for now though so expect some fics rly soon ! 😗

࿐ ˚ . ✦ GOING AWAY. jude bellingham

summary. going away to uni wasn't as unforeseen as you thought it'd be.

cw. angst, friends-to-lovers

wc. 848

today was one of those bittersweet days. like, the last day of summer, or the last footsteps before moving houses. you’d been experiencing just that on your last day before leaving the country for school, alongside your best friend, jude.

you had no real family. for the longest time, it’d just been you two. it was complicated at home, and being around him was an escape. he made you feel numb. whenever something happened, you’d be at his window in an instant, ready to vent on his bedroom floor while he just sat and listened.

rain tapped the windshield, and you were snug in the passenger seat of his car. something on your shared playlist had been playing at twenty-something percent. this bit felt a little déjà vu-ish. but, in a good way.

“today was fun,” you blurted mid-conversation, shifting your gaze from the road to the boy next to you, behind the steering wheel. 

“i’m gonna miss this a lot, y’know.”

he hummed. his giggles from a few seconds ago quickly faded. 

you quickly realized your faults, mentioning the topic that’d been so thorny but, at the same time, imminent. it was hard to not bring it up, though. going the entire day trying to ignore it was hell. and as much as you wanted to seize the moment, time doesn’t stop.

“yeah,” he replied, quickly coughing away the tremble in his voice.

“since when did my best friend become so grown?”

you chuckled, shaking your head as you turned away to peek out of your side of the window.

“this could’ve been you too, jude. just quit football and stay with me,” you suggested, already mindful of his response.

he chuckled a bit. “or, you could just come and live with me while i work. i wouldn’t mind.”

you grinned, watching the rain as it trickled down the glass. as much as it sounded fun to never have to work or pay bills, you didn’t want your ‘independent’ persona taken away from you. maybe he just asked this question as a test to see if you’d say yes. not today, jude.

“mmm, no,” you responded. 

“let me enjoy my little parties and hookups. i don’t wanna be all professional like you at nineteen.”

he snickered, “you mean you're gonna be in your room studying all day?”

“shut up,” you rolled your eyes, watching as he turned into the airport entrance, the moment you’d been dreading all day.

opening your door as he parked, you ushered toward the trunk, quickly grabbing your luggage so the rain wouldn’t hit you so badly. 

“let me grab this,” he insisted, hovering over the bulkier bags.

your heart began to race, and your breathing was a little heavier as you paced toward the automatic doors of the entry. 

now, you two are face to face. and this is really the last time you'll be seeing him, or at least being in his embrace for a while.

“well,”

“this is it, isn’t it?” he muttered.

tears quickly welt up in your eyes, threatening to spill at any moment. the rain, harder than before, left the both of you drenched.

“yeah,” your voice cracked. the boy in front of you, who usually appeared stoic, appeared a bit antsy as he rocked in place.

“promise me you won’t do anything dumb without me there,” he pleads, a trace of uneasiness in his voice as he stares you down.

“mm, no promises,” you replied.

he clicked his tongue, silently berating you for your foreseen actions.

“i’m just kidding. i’ll be on my best behavior,” you reassured him, shooting him a smile.

“come here,” he prompted, extending his arms for a final hug.

eagerly, you slipped into his chest. his arms are tight around your waist, and you have to tip-toe up a little to reach his height. there’s no other feeling quite like this, but knowing it’s your last for a while, tears tumbled from your eyes.

your heels plopped to the floor and at this point, your faces are inches from each other—his cold breath trickling over your cheek. at once, his lips laced into yours. his hand instinctively pressed against your cheek and stayed there quite comfy. while it caught you off guard, it felt, in a sense, innate. his lips were sweet, and he kissed tenderly. his lips also tasted a little minty, and you realized he’d finally been using the chapstick you recommended to him months ago.

you pulled away slowly, whimpering as your lips left his. he seemed distraught, or maybe mesmerized by the kiss? there was a tinge of your gloss that lingered throughout his lips, which you thought was cute.

“i should get going now,” you muttered. “my flight is gonna board soon.”

“uhh, right,” he replied, your words bringing him back to reality.

“make sure to text me when you land, okay?”

“mhm.” 

“don’t miss me too much,” you smiled before walking into the building.

as you took a final look back at him, he waved at you with sanguine eyes as he disappeared into the rain.

an: so so sorry for the long wait. expect another fic really soon

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࿐ ˚ . ✦ PDA. jude bellingham

summary. you and jude in the corner of an event doing little couple things :p

cw. none

word count. 528

"you’re not uncomfortable, are you?" 

he lowered his head, his breath hovering over the hem of your neck. 

"no, i’m fine. i promise, my love," you said, chuckling as your hand brushed his neck.

being about the sixth or seventh time he’s asked you this since you’ve been at this event, you found it incredible how much he needed reassurance about your security. you couldn’t complain, though. the extra attention was nice.

you two were intertwined in the bay of the busy venue. being an award ceremony, cameras were ubiquitous, and interviews were being conducted all over the room. luckily, he’d already appeared in a few, so you basically had him all to yourself for the rest of the night, excluding the instances of small talk exchanged with random acquaintances of his, of course.

his left hand gripped your waist, making sure everyone knew you were his (which simultaneously kindled your relationship's publicity). every now and again, he’d pull you in closer, and out of curiosity, you’d look up at him to make sure he wasn’t signaling for something.

your eyes darted to the side of your torso that he’d been latching onto when he pulled in slightly tighter again. instinctively, your eyes darted to his to make sure he wasn’t in trouble. unbothered, he’d just been scanning the room, watching his professional counterparts interact with each other. it took him a few seconds to realize that you’d been staring at him, and for the moment his eyes met with yours, you smiled. 

he hovered over to the nape of your neck, rhapsodizing, "you look so, so gorgeous tonight." he pulled away, grinning. 

for a second, you wanted to hide your flushed face, but your eyebrows just furrowed as you retained a gushing smile. "yea? i do?" you queried.

he nodded, repositioning you so that you were facing each other rather than side by side. "you do." he followed, "i can’t believe you’re mine. all mine." he pushed a strand of hair behind your ear while stroking your cheek along the way.

you bit your lip, preoccupied with scanning his angel-like features. you were taken aback when he did that eyes-lips-eyes thing (iykyk). it was difficult not to tremble—you couldn’t handle the butterflies. though you two have been dating for a hot second, there’s still a nervous pit you get in your stomach whenever you interact with him, let alone display affection.

you fluttered your puppy dog eyes, clueless of his temptations, forcing him to initiate something. 

"you know, it’s so hard to try not to kiss you right now." he muttered, almost whining.

your eyebrows furrowed, letting out a small chuckle. "mm, then why don’t you?" you teased, cocking your head.

he shook his head, his hand reaching to cup your cheek before crashing his lips onto yours. his lips were soft and cherry-flavored from his lip balm. it was easy to drown in them. his other hand skimmed your back, pulling you closer to him and immersing you deeper in the kiss. your arm found itself cradling his neck for extra support. before you could pull back, you felt and quickly recognized a bright white flash in your direction.

click.

an: hmmm finally tumblr decided to cooperate with my posts? don’t even know why my tags were bugging for months but expect a post soon <3 thank u for 4k+ notes while I was gone, lygsm.