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massive lego castle build wip
lord help my laptop
Cool challenge for artists for halloween
Draw one cryptid from every state in your country! ๐น
oh no, he stubbed his toe :(
apparently I forgot to post this here, could have sworn I did
Realizing how creepy it is to have morgott smile at me than it is to not
Im being dead serious too. Man's is mad uncanny when i can actually see his teeth
Like if he do one of these :) cool
But if he does this :D aw hell naw spunch bob, im out
if its purple and it smells and it lives next to hell, its a werebiggle if it laughs in your face and tells you you're a disgrace, its a werebiggle!
Shattered faith
Drawing swords until my artist block is over ( ยดใผ`)
Guys ive decided to name the penitent clown and his daughter
Btw the convent of goof is becoming canon
See ya soon!
The penitent clown has a little one! Added support when the going gets rough (๐ยดโ`)โช
This is just a proof of concept sketch. She does the mega donk with a rattle
Redid the grumpy old cat man ( ยดโ๏ฝ )b
The penitent clown returns to the convent of goof to be met by a loud and excited "DADDY! DADDY!" followed by little running footsteps
;D coming soon
finally getting around to drawing all my headcanon na'vi clans
Goya (deathworm clan) are emaciated scavengers who are constantly predated by big fuckin deathworms. Some are missing tails that have been eaten by worms, while others keep their tails tied to avoid getting eaten by worms. They wear little that could impede their ability to run away from them too. But if they are caught, given the ruthless nature of the worms, they have a small sack of poisonous nuts they can use to unalive themselves so they dont suffer being munched. Youre probably wondering, why tf dont they just leave? I dont know. I mean, i know i made them, but irdk. They hide and try their best to not make too much noise, because the worms can hear it and then theyll come to the surface to feed
Their tree of souls is not currently known
They live in a structureless village, because the worms kept destroying them. Its not any safer to sleep out in the open, but they only sleep like 4 hours a day, hence the eye bags
I had THE craziest dream last night involving morgott. He was voiced by RON PERLMAN and it fit him SO WELL, at least in this context. Bro we were in some hybrid leyndell anor londo place, right? And i was flirting with this knight who i thought was legit until i got a headache and he morphed into what he really was. He was like "i do apologize, this guise takes a lot of energy to maintain" and then i waa like :< as it became HIM and he was like "aw, whats wrong? I thought i was cute.." mega sarcastic like. And i just.. ugh faced and that pissed him off. He mocked me for falling in love, saying such a thing wasnt real and that i was a naive fool. But it got weirder..
So we were at this manor with a crippled king who believed in fairies, and would set out their favorite plants to eat, but his wife thought he was insane. She was like "he actually believes the little beasts are real! *scoffs* weve tried to get him help with his mental state, but he just refuses it" and he snapped at her like "im not crazy! Fairies are real and none of you believe me!" He would go on these sweet little ramblings about how whenever hed come back to the garden hed find the plants eaten through. He said "unfortunately i do not have the sight like you do, but i know theyre there" the sight was essentially the ability to see fairies regardless if they make themselves invisible. Morgott was with me at the manor and you could see his big ass footprints in the dirt appear when he walked beside me. The king saw them too and he realized id brought "someone" with me. His guard was convinced he was tripping and that the footprints were natural formations in the mud from runoff (it rained a lot).
I told the king i didnt think he was crazy. When i was younger i saw fairies for the first time in my life. Me and my sister both. We tried taking pictures of them but they would never appear on the printed photo. Only if they allowed themselves to appear on the photo, would we see it. And then i finally told him, the fairy king is here.
Yes morgott was the fucking fairy king.
The king, excited, set out these purple plants and while talking they vanished and i looked up and morgott was eating them. The king looked down and almost died of fucking shock and joy that the fairy king himself was indulging his favors. I was just like "yeah, hes behind you.." with a nervous laugh ๐.
Amazing dream, 10/10 would have again
If my penitent clown was in the game as a support character he would stun bosses for you by cartoonishly bonking them on the head with the giant spoon
If he was a playable character he would dance a jig every time he beat a boss, and when he would die he would fall out in the family guy death pose ๐๐
Edit: and the death text would be "you fucking died idiot" or "oopsies!" or some other stupid shit ๐ "oof bro.."
The penitent clown walking back to the boss for the 1000th time: guess who's back? Back again!
Eir's madness ๐ฅโจ๏ธ
My penitent clown gone "fuck around and find out" mode
I tried so hard with the giant spoon (still don't know how to say "get fucked" in latin)
Lore accurate leofric (w/o his tail because I gave up trying to draw it)
Greywinde omens got antlers rather than ringed horns
Only the most devoted acolytes carry a big ass thurible around, and they will so totally thump you with it if you enter the key sacred areas (you die lol)
The little guy is a tarnished for scale
Morgott > bagheera
Mohg > baloo
Mowgli > tarnished