Mmmmm, Morphiliad

mmmmm, morphiliad

they mimic flowers to lure flesh sprites and smell like rotting flowers or fruit

although they prefer to wait for their food to come to them, they are not bound in place and can hunt you out of spite :)

like i'd go anywhere near this shit

We have the same kind of phone or what?! AND WE'RE BOTH AT 42% (screenshotted your post for crazy context)

Check out this cool ad Tumblr gave me

next cosplay I'm gonna do is what I call a shadow gnome. entirely made up but its a decrepit leper hunched over, covered in a raggedy black drape, with a scorched staff of willow, and a pointy hat because gnomes need those. yeah, it's gonna be awesome

i'll be offering travelers suspicious wares for pieces of their soul, so keep your head on a swivel

Drew a rough estimate of said cosplay, dump truck likely WON'T be included in the sacred texts