Sam X Reader X Max (ROMANTIC HEADCANONS)

Sam x Reader x Max (ROMANTIC HEADCANONS)

• Fucking hell, do you have death wish? You got together, with THESE TWO?! Damn, that's surprising. Usually they never gain interest on ANY other people. Let alone romantically or other weird blissful feelings. Yet here you are.

• You three are a literal power couple. Okay fine, maybe not on the "literal" sense but certainly powerful. You, being the peace keeper, although secretly causing mischief behind the scenes. Sam, being the the logical and sensible one, but secretly enjoying yours and Max's violent acts towards humanity. Max, being the mischievous menace to society as per usual and partaking in sadistic acts regularly. In a short way of describing him. Gremlin, lagomorth, psychopath and etc.

• Look, they're not really physically affectionate. Sure, Max is very physical and touchy but it's not affectionate. (Well, I guess it could be seen as affectionate.) Max would even say he's uncomfortable with physical affection. However, he tends to be more affectionate indoors, clingy and many other adjectives. Just don't be too physical with him unless it involves gratuitous acts of violence. He only gets uncomfortable if you (or anyone, really) touches him. Fine with touching others, unnerved when someone touches him.

• Max tends to nuzzle against you, hopping on your shoulders and leaning down for an upside down kiss. He can be very gentle and cute with it. Or he can let impulses take the best of him and thrash against you. He can be VERY rough with his affection when impluse takes over. Maybe even clawing against you, biting you (hickeys) or just otherwise hurting you. (Unless, well masochist.) He is also a cuddler, weirdly? Tries to be big spoon. (Succeeds a lot, actually. Obviously.)

• Sam is a bit different. He's a lot more affectionate, but just like Max he is more affectionate indoors. Sure, a few hugs here and there when on the job or while in a case but otherwise most of the acts are done in closed doors. But- fuck, is he affectionate. He is absolutely adorable when he's affectionate. Nuzzles, hugs and so many kisses. Also his little tail wag is just- the cherry on top man. He is also SUCH a cuddler. (He's also the little spoon, fucking bottom sub.)

• Sam has an insane vocabulary. He will give you the weirdest of compliments with the most unusual words. Sometimes you aren't even sure if it's a compliment. The only way you know it's supposed to be a compliment is by his tone.

• If you're a sadomasochist, you three will get into a bunch of acts. Tearing a man's skin off, gouging someone's eyes out- you get the idea! However, most of the times it's you and Max participating in these acts while Sam does sometimes.

• Puns, and LOTS of wordplay with these two. These two will constantly joke and make morbid jokes. With you in the gang it only multiplies.

• Max enjoys being thrown into a wall and many other sadomasochist acts. If you can, do it as much as you can per day. For some reason he get more snarky and aggressive than usual when you haven't hurt him enough. Aggressive to OTHER people that is. Which usually leads to things and more unexplainable things.

• Despite the fact that they're the "police" they participate in illegal acts almost everyday. Then again it's not that surprising considering.. well them. (Usually it's selling organs to the black market *COUGH* *COUGH* but let's not talk about that.)

• You three usually go to this weird restaurant Max enjoys. The restaurant is err.. well questionable to the very least. But you've gotta say you've come to love the place and so has Sam.

• Look, with these two on your tail there will ALWAYS be adventure no matter how insane it sounds.

👀👀

YES

tamatoa’s nsfw potential still has the tightest hold on me

Yandere ink Sans x Reader (romantic? HEADCANONS)

Wrote this primarily out of spite. Many people write him extremely out of character and that's why I wrote this. Also I would like to say this takes place in underverse. (Xtale)

• You made him feel. That's it. You made him feel without his vials. Negative or positive, you made him feel. It was the strongest and closest he ever got to feeling real emotions, without a soul! That's love, that's love right?

• To him, 'love' isn't really love. It is very obviously not love and he knows it too. All he knows is that you make him feel emotions stronger than ever. Even stronger than what his actual vials do. You made him feel real emotions, so you'd have to be very unique to be able to do that. He knows it isn't love but it is something he enjoys. Actually being able to feel real emotions. Without you and without his vials... He's nothing, empty. Everything feels so lost and empty without you or his vials. That is the reason he wants to keep you. You simply make him feel and now you're his. Forever.

• Considering the fact that you really have to be out of this world to actually make him feel. The chances of you encountering him and him becoming a yandere for you is very low. But if were going to be completely honest here, he's yandere by default. I would even say yangire because he wouldn't care how much he'd hurt you. If hurting you makes him feel, he'll do it over and over again. Simply for himself. He doesn't care about you. I mean he does, but you get what I mean.

• Ink is a complicated yandere. He doesn't really know what he wants and because of this he may come off as very random and unpredictable. Although there is one obvious end goal, to feel. That is his first priority. What you want doesn't matter unless it is to test how he feels when giving you what you want. If he happens to enjoy the feeling, he'll do it again. However, he will eventually get bored and move on to the next.

• He doesn't seem like the type to keep you trapped forever. Because of his goal and how you make his nonexistent stomach turn and his head feel dizzy. He will probably test multiple things. He will let you roam freely but he will also trap you. His first moments may be to let you completely free and sometimes even out of his line of sight. However, if you somehow manage to escape him, he will scream his daylights off. It doesn't even feel good, not even a feeling he actually enjoys. You are his feelings, you are what makes him feel. If he loses you he will lose his shit. Frantically looking in au from au in ANY universe anything, any parallel universe, he will search. He will search everywhere for you. And he'll of course eventually find you.

• When he has finally found you he will be clawing onto you for dear life. Pinning you to the floor and simply snuggling against you while trembling. Tears running down from his eyes like a waterfall and hitting on your skin. Though his eyes held a look, terrified, petrified even. Hollow and wide, lost of all its colors. Grey and maybe even a hint of purple flashing every once in a while. He hadn't drinked his vials, yet his emotions was completely spiraling at the sight of you. YOU, oh how you made him feel.

• He will no longer keep you out of his sight. His eyes will always bore into you. Those familiar heart-shaped eyes yet so terrifying, always changing colors when you were near him and the other eye sometimes being red or purple with a mad gaze. You would always be near him now. Everything about him was terrifying. The way his movements twitched and got rapid when he came near you. Practically pouncing onto you and driving you out of all your emotion. He kept eating you.

• This is when he would keep you trapped for a few months. He will mostly spend time with you though, in your cage and all. So at least you won't suffer from isolation. Besides, he wouldn't be able to keep himself away from you even if he tried. He doesn't have great self control. What he decides to do to you is completely random, but those eyes will continue to bore into you.

• He has to eventually get out considering his new responsibilities. At this point he will take you everywhere with him, the more he has you the more he gets to feel and experience. Although you will notice a new pattern from how he used to let you roam. He will always hold your hand and always stare at you. If you even tried to remove your hand, he would tighten his grip so harshly around you it would even cut your blood circulation. His eyes would stare at you with a new color and new symbols. Red and purple. Tears would even prick at his eyes because of what happened last time. He would even bury himself into your chest or neck, crying a bit. He is emotional when near you. You are after all the closest he can get to experiencing emotions.

• He is so.. greedy when it comes to you. Constantly eating you, not even bothering to savor you. He knows if he continues like this there won't be anything left out of you. He knows he should savor you, but he just can't help it! You're like a drug. Something he can't just stop doing. A chemical reaction causing dopamine and serotonin to go into him at every second he uses you. He can't stop, he won't stop. But if he doesn't he knows he'll regret it so much. When he loses you he knows he's going to regret it. But he just can't help himself.

• He would be the type to accidentally kill you. Maybe he got way too into his punishment and accidentally killed you. Or maybe you starved to death? The possibilities are endless. However when he does learn that he has killed you he will cry. Maybe putting off delusions that you're playing dead or are simply sleeping. Until finally accepting that your dead after three days. You were the closest thing he ever got to feeling real emotions. And he ruined it. It's time to move on, he knows. Yet he still can't stop thinking about you. In his own sick twisted way, he loved you. Sure, maybe because you gave him the ability to feel but to him that is the biggest gift of all. Losing you however? He knows it won't ever happen, that he won't ever find somebody like you. Welp, it was fun while it lasted.

• He is unpredictable, sadistic at times, intelligent and manipulative. He knows how to get his way and could easily take pleasure in your suffering. You are what makes him feel, who says he won't abuse it?

Also, I am still working on that other chapter don't worry. This took me like a few minutes anyway so it doesn't really take that much out of my time.

another smut fic is coming up

Guys, guess what. I'm writing another smut fic on ao3. But it might be about a certain egg instead. Because one, I'm horny and also because I'm genuinely curious over how the fuck I'm supposed to write a smut fic for a character that literally doesn't have any genitals.

Now, two is a bit funny. You see, I GOT COCKBLOCKED TWO FUCKING TIMES BY ZMOON @zmoonerites. Well, the second fic was kind of obvious BUT THE FIRST?! HOOH BOY THE FIRST!

Because of the lack of alien sex at all in the fanfic industry (also why are they always gijinkas like- come on dude, I wanna fuck aliens) and also the lack of gender-neutral shit is kind of sad. So guess what suckers?!

I'VE DECIDED TO PROVIDE! YOU CAN BE DISGUSTED AND WHATEVER OTHER EMOTION YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW! FUCK, EVEN BLOCK ME FOR FUCKS SAKE, BUT I AM GOING TO FUCKING WRITE THAT ALIEN SEX AND IT IS GOING TO BE BAD!

Also, this is why I'm being so slow with sam and max content lmao. Also the fic is probably going to take a few days so you weird alien sex freaks are gonna have to wait

PS, fuck you zmoon (not really, I love your writing but still.)

(Also sorry for tagging you, BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD SEE THIS BECAUSE I AM NOT GONNA GET COCKBLOCKED AGAIN IN YOUR FICS.)

GUYS PLEASE- PLEASE REQUEST. I AM SO GAY FOR THESE MORONS AND- MY CREATIVE JUICES ARE GOING INSANE TODAY PLEASE- REQUEST

(Also like- I just wanna know jf somebody is actually reading my shit lmao🤣)

(AND ALSO ALL MY 4 NOTES ON FIC ILY, I LOVE YOU <3333)

(Also I tried finding that one emoji where it looks down and crys but it's whatever I guess.)

Shit, big crab got my interest. I'll be taking requests for him. (I'm talking about Tamatoa)