Another Smut Fic Is Coming Up

another smut fic is coming up

Guys, guess what. I'm writing another smut fic on ao3. But it might be about a certain egg instead. Because one, I'm horny and also because I'm genuinely curious over how the fuck I'm supposed to write a smut fic for a character that literally doesn't have any genitals.

Now, two is a bit funny. You see, I GOT COCKBLOCKED TWO FUCKING TIMES BY ZMOON @zmoonerites. Well, the second fic was kind of obvious BUT THE FIRST?! HOOH BOY THE FIRST!

Because of the lack of alien sex at all in the fanfic industry (also why are they always gijinkas like- come on dude, I wanna fuck aliens) and also the lack of gender-neutral shit is kind of sad. So guess what suckers?!

I'VE DECIDED TO PROVIDE! YOU CAN BE DISGUSTED AND WHATEVER OTHER EMOTION YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW! FUCK, EVEN BLOCK ME FOR FUCKS SAKE, BUT I AM GOING TO FUCKING WRITE THAT ALIEN SEX AND IT IS GOING TO BE BAD!

Also, this is why I'm being so slow with sam and max content lmao. Also the fic is probably going to take a few days so you weird alien sex freaks are gonna have to wait

PS, fuck you zmoon (not really, I love your writing but still.)

(Also sorry for tagging you, BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD SEE THIS BECAUSE I AM NOT GONNA GET COCKBLOCKED AGAIN IN YOUR FICS.)

More oneshots coming!

I'm soon going to come out with another Sam and Max fic! This one however involves angst but it still has some fluff. It's probably not coming THAT soon though seeing as I've been pumping out short fics and keep getting idea after idea on ao3.

Anyways, steer clear of the fic once it comes out Sam and Max simps!

There is something ancient living in your bones.

Each waking moment, it haunts your eyelids. When you close your eyes, you see it; an eye bearing down upon you. Alone in the starry void that surrounds you, but they are not stars but more gazes falling upoin you. You cannot escape. You cannot move. There is nothing, and you are becoming nothing.

You wake up with a gasp, choking on your own bile. You could have sworn you felt something terrifying crawling its way up your throatand into your mouth. You couldn't breathe, couldn't move, couldn't do anything but lie there and take the brunt of the pain of that episode.

They were getting worse... you winced as you slowly, gingerly sat up, reaching for the glass of water you had on your bedside table. Magolor was generous enough to give you your own room in the Lor, because he proclaimed 'We're Very Good Best Friends, so I'll get you a place to stay!" Back then, you had thanked him with teary eyes as he showed you to your room. Yes, this is better to focus on.

Magolor is out right now, having finished his repairs. You assume he is taking a break. You decide you should too, after that horrible dream you had. It chases you. No way could it be a premonition, not ever, right?

You decide to take a walk. You carefully step outside, looking around. Volcanic, barren, ashen, you wondered how he ever lived here.

And then comes the rush of a portal, a distinct twinkling noise. You close your eyes to the blast of wind that comes rushing in your face, opening one after the initial force passes, but you see a giant gloved hand descending upon you instead. You wonder if this is the end, but then-

"Found you!" he chirps, grasping you in one giant hand and purring as he giggles. It sounds malicious.

You let out a shocked cry as he scoops you up in his embrace, hurtling through dimensions. As he is defeated by Kirby's friends, you sit in shock. The crown he wears on his head, you have seen somewhere before. It's whorls sit on his head, digging in deeper. Blood slowly trickles down his face, but he doesn't seem to notice.

You call out to him.

It doesn't matter. His desperation, Kirby's yell as he cleaves his body in twain with the Ultra Sword, the Crown leering down at you as it bears down upon his body and twists him- Darkness spreads across his face and he chokes on something, head falling. Then he looks up again, blinking blankly.

The eye swivels, lolls in his mouth, and you get up.

Too late, you realise your dreams were not of your fate, but of his. A warning that you failed to heed? A divine call to save his soul? Whatever it is, you didn't achieve it, and here is the result. With heart heavy and hand of iron, you grasp something in your space. A gift, once.

"You'll never have to fight again. You loved the bow, right?" "Yes, but my memories are tainted long. Please help me."

"...Well! I don't know how to help you. But I can set up a little minigame for you- I love building themeparks! It really is fun... I think you'll like this one I have, and... here. If you ever need to defend yourself, of course, friend!"

But he gave it to you to protect you with. It will service as a weapon in tough times. You grasp it in your hand, other pulling back the string. An enchanted bow, so you would never run out of shots. Your heart hurts. You let loose the arrow.

...You cannot not even hear his final call to you, transmitted by the Lor.

Nvm the fic is coming out sooner than I though since I decided to speed run it.

AYO DID SOMEONE SAY MAGOLOR SMUT??? TAKE UR TIME MY BODY IS READY (I’m not normal about that traitorous egg bastard)

HECK YEAH I DID DUDE! And to be real with you, I'm not normal about him either. (Also I'm soon done with it so expect to see it out soon. Only thing is that the plot is kind of meh and it is mostly just me being horny BUT UHHHHH-)

Anyways, the fic is coming out soon in ao3 (I'm already at 3000 words wtf and it's still not done)

👀👀

YES

tamatoa’s nsfw potential still has the tightest hold on me