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A SPAM BLOG FOLLOWED ME AND I’M FUCKING SCREAMING WHO IS THIS MAN

He deserved it lol
I always die a slow wonderful painful death everytime a new piece is released. *sigh

✨ Beauty in Black 🌙
✨Wicked Lawless Love a new pilot series will debut on 1/10!✨

Kojima, Hideo. (2019). 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨. Shinagawa, Tokyo, Japan: Kojima Productions Co., LTD.
~Original strip by Joan Cornella~
Sammy with ink poisoning: experiencing Divine Madness
Grant with ink poisoning: ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS-

There is something ancient living in your bones.
Each waking moment, it haunts your eyelids. When you close your eyes, you see it; an eye bearing down upon you. Alone in the starry void that surrounds you, but they are not stars but more gazes falling upoin you. You cannot escape. You cannot move. There is nothing, and you are becoming nothing.
You wake up with a gasp, choking on your own bile. You could have sworn you felt something terrifying crawling its way up your throatand into your mouth. You couldn't breathe, couldn't move, couldn't do anything but lie there and take the brunt of the pain of that episode.
They were getting worse... you winced as you slowly, gingerly sat up, reaching for the glass of water you had on your bedside table. Magolor was generous enough to give you your own room in the Lor, because he proclaimed 'We're Very Good Best Friends, so I'll get you a place to stay!" Back then, you had thanked him with teary eyes as he showed you to your room. Yes, this is better to focus on.
Magolor is out right now, having finished his repairs. You assume he is taking a break. You decide you should too, after that horrible dream you had. It chases you. No way could it be a premonition, not ever, right?
You decide to take a walk. You carefully step outside, looking around. Volcanic, barren, ashen, you wondered how he ever lived here.
And then comes the rush of a portal, a distinct twinkling noise. You close your eyes to the blast of wind that comes rushing in your face, opening one after the initial force passes, but you see a giant gloved hand descending upon you instead. You wonder if this is the end, but then-
"Found you!" he chirps, grasping you in one giant hand and purring as he giggles. It sounds malicious.
You let out a shocked cry as he scoops you up in his embrace, hurtling through dimensions. As he is defeated by Kirby's friends, you sit in shock. The crown he wears on his head, you have seen somewhere before. It's whorls sit on his head, digging in deeper. Blood slowly trickles down his face, but he doesn't seem to notice.
You call out to him.
It doesn't matter. His desperation, Kirby's yell as he cleaves his body in twain with the Ultra Sword, the Crown leering down at you as it bears down upon his body and twists him- Darkness spreads across his face and he chokes on something, head falling. Then he looks up again, blinking blankly.
The eye swivels, lolls in his mouth, and you get up.
Too late, you realise your dreams were not of your fate, but of his. A warning that you failed to heed? A divine call to save his soul? Whatever it is, you didn't achieve it, and here is the result. With heart heavy and hand of iron, you grasp something in your space. A gift, once.
"You'll never have to fight again. You loved the bow, right?" "Yes, but my memories are tainted long. Please help me."
"...Well! I don't know how to help you. But I can set up a little minigame for you- I love building themeparks! It really is fun... I think you'll like this one I have, and... here. If you ever need to defend yourself, of course, friend!"
But he gave it to you to protect you with. It will service as a weapon in tough times. You grasp it in your hand, other pulling back the string. An enchanted bow, so you would never run out of shots. Your heart hurts. You let loose the arrow.
...You cannot not even hear his final call to you, transmitted by the Lor.
I just finished CC and I don't know what to do with my life
Dang. I never thought about it like that before. (Sorry I don't have any art to add I've been working 😭 Great work everyone! )







there are. amazing things goin on over at twitter rn
Hello! I was wondering if you could do another part to the Yakuza x reader where reader gets kidnapped by an enemy or a rival gang, I NEED to see Daitou go insane with the need to protect reader
I'd really appreciate this but no pressure! <3
This is exactly the plot I’ve been planning for some time now and I just started working on it. It’s a little difficult, juggling between original works, fanfiction and finishing requests that have been sitting in my drafts for a long time now, but currently I’m going with whatever my brain allows as I’ve been lamentably struck by acute insomnia since Saturday.
I may not be able to sleep, but my dumb humor perseveres. Here’s a silly preview doodle for the 5th yakuza part featuring a terrified, kidnapped reader.

yasss Z, im all about that simba content🙌🏼 like Zion step aside, simba reigns this kingdom now🤧😩😍
Just a thought: In the middle of a heated make out session with Z. His hands had a firm grip on your ass with you laying comfortably on his chest while pushing his dreads away from his face. Loud footsteps moving quickly across the hardwood floor as Simba burst in the room, jump up on the bed.
Zion whined, “Come on man!” You shook your head and invited Simba to climb in your arms.
“Hey baby! How’s mama’s boy?”
“Don’t hey baby him. What about me?” Zion pouted and watched Simba lick all over your face. He couldn’t stay mad because he thought y'all looked mad cute.
A friend sent me this pic and it made me laugh!😂

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh
others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
others: “what?!”
me:



