We Did Peer Reviews In Class, And Oh My Fucking G'd, Somebody Left The Best Comment On My Essay Ever,

We did peer reviews in class, and oh my fucking g'd, somebody left the best comment on my essay ever, holy shit. Have quote, "Your paper showed a great progression of a scared and confused child to a confident “fight me- I have a cane, I’ll win” adult."

[ID: Two picture of genin Naruto, Iruka and Kakashi sitting at Ichiraku ramen.

First: Kakashi is on the right, in the background. Only the maskless side of his face is visible. Teuchi is standing in front of Naruto, smiling. Iruka is in the middle, looking down at naruto with a smile on his face. Naruto is on the left, looking at Teuchi and saying: "I'm going to be a ho-ka-geh!".

Second: Zoom on naruto's face. The image is blurry and red, like if the camera was shaking. Naruto is yelling: "HOKAGE!". End ID]

and he did

[ID: Drawing of Rock Lee and a hairless cat sitting under a green blanket. Lee is smiling and blusing. The cat's head is under Lee's, like they are on his lap. End ID]

Paper work ninjas looking over their paper work and seeing Rock Lee actually put in time off. They’re like “good for him he never uses his leave” “I hope he’s not in the hospital again”.

And he’s just busy with his new hairless cat.

remember when lee got to take off his training weights while fighting gaara??? because this is his reaction to gai sensei telling him he could take off his training weights while fighting gaara

Me: *starts drinking*

My brain: Would be a shame if-

Me: No.

My brain:...

Me: *keeps drinking*

My brain: -if we laughed.

Me: *chokes*

My brain: ( ͡° ʖ̫ ͡°)

So, I was playing Naruto ultimate ninja storm 2. You can give gifts to characters to increase friendship.

[ID: Picture of the game with a box asking: "Give "Ninjutsu Reference Book" to Lee?" With the options "Yes" or"No". End ID]

So already, giving a ninjutsu book to Lee is like the worst gift ever.

But what really angers me is that the gift for girls is a flower bouquet, meaning that you can't give it to boys.

What do you mean I can't give a fucking flower bouquet to my boy. How good can a game be if you can't give flowers to Lee.