Iruka Umino - Tumblr Posts

Iruka: Kakashi, love...

Kakashi: alphabetized, please

Kakashi: Who hurt you?

Iruka: Do you want a list or what?

Kakashi, already revealing his sharingan: Actually, yes.

Genma, fed up with this shit: That's how a crush works Kakashi

Kakashi: For real?!

Kakashi: I don't have a crush on Iruka. He's just someone I stare at and like. And when he's not here, it ruins my day.

Genma, passing beside them for some reason: No offense Kakashi, but you're right

Kakashi: I think my instincts about people are way better than yours

Iruka: Why?

Kakashi: Well, I picked you.

Kakashi: You, on the other hand, picked me.

Naruto, eating cereal in the kitchen: Could you please not?

Iruka: I just had the most amazing bath.

Kakashi: Really? I don't like baths.

Iruka: You like them with me.

Kakashi: It's not the bath I enjoy, it's the wet hot guy.

Iruka: No but maybe you know someone who can

Naruto: Oh, yeah, Kakashi-sensei is a good cook

Iruka: HELP! I TOLD KAKASHI I'D COOK DINNER FOR HIM BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Naruto, pouring milk directly into a bag of cereal: And you thought I could help?

Naruto characters x things I said pt.5

This is why I need therapy smh

Warnings: mention of mental issues, anxiety and ptsd. None of this is described. Mention of homofobes and that's it I think

Part1 - part2 - part3- part 4 - part 6 - part 7

Masterlist and rules

Kakashi: I have a lot going on. Trust issues, abandonment issues, ptsd, anxiety, superiority complex, inferiority complex and probably a couple more. But I'm subtle about them and if I don't say anything about it no one will notice

Sasuke: my trust issues really are out there trying to ruin my life

Naruto: sometimes when I'm sad I remember two of my homophobes classmates once said they were an homosexual couple instead of saying homophobe. And it kinda makes me laugh. I still want to punch them though

Hinata: I don't need a boy to ruin my life. I am perfectly capable of ruin it myself.

Hinata, two seconds later: Ok, that's sad... do I... do I need a therapist?

Ino: I'm not saying I enjoy people arguing, but if you are yelling next to me, expect me to pick up a snack and watch you until you finish

Sai: I'm sorry I'm awkward, I don't know how to socialize

Tenten: Guess who's gonna cry herself to sleep because her mother commented on her weight. Oh that's right. Me

X: Oh, is she your daughter?

Neji: I'm his son, actually, but nice try.

Ah the time people would think I was my brother just because I had short hair

Sakura: Hi, I'm Sakura, I'm 17 and people still mistake me for a boy when I'm out with my father. I decided I don't care anymore and I'll roll with it until they are really confused by my use of pronouns

Itachi: Do I look like I'm sixteen?

Kisame: No? Why?

Itachi: A girl today said she thought I was sixteen and I'm really confused now

Shisui: I like lot of things like... Itachi, sweet things, uh... Itachi

Shino: My teacher said he expected more from me... well, guess I'm gonna cry and have a panic attack over the fact that I let down another person. Sounds good to me

Iruka: And remember kid. Another day is just another occasion to prove the world you can destroy it without efforts

Yamato, probably, at one point with team seven: So now we add stress huh? Alright. I'll cry a little about it then I'll go on like nothing ever happened until I have another breakdown

Masterlist and rules

Naruto characters x things I said pt.5

This is why I need therapy smh

Warnings: mention of mental issues, anxiety and ptsd. None of this is described. Mention of homofobes and that's it I think

Part1 - part2 - part3- part 4

Masterlist and rules

Kakashi: I have a lot going on. Trust issues, abandonment issues, ptsd, anxiety, superiority complex, inferiority complex and probably a couple more. But I'm subtle about them and if I don't say anything about it no one will notice

Sasuke: my trust issues really are out there trying to ruin my life

Naruto: sometimes when I'm sad I remember two of my homophobes classmates once said they were an homosexual couple instead of saying homophobe. And it kinda makes me laugh. I still want to punch them though

Hinata: I don't need a boy to ruin my life. I am perfectly capable of ruin it myself.

Hinata, two seconds later: Ok, that's sad... do I... do I need a therapist?

Ino: I'm not saying I enjoy people arguing, but if you are yelling next to me, expect me to pick up a snack and watch you until you finish

Sai: I'm sorry I'm awkward, I don't know how to socialize

Tenten: Guess who's gonna cry herself to sleep because her mother commented on her weight. Oh that's right. Me

X: Oh, is she your daughter?

Neji: I'm his son, actually, but nice try.

Ah the time people would think I was my brother just because I had short hair

Sakura: Hi, I'm Sakura, I'm 17 and people still mistake me for a boy when I'm out with my father. I decided I don't care anymore and I'll roll with it until they are really confused by my use of pronouns

Itachi: Do I look like I'm sixteen?

Kisame: No? Why?

Itachi: A girl today said she thought I was sixteen and I'm really confused now

Shisui: I like lot of things like... Itachi, sweet things, uh... Itachi

Shino: My teacher said he expected more from me... well, guess I'm gonna cry and have a panic attack over the fact that I let down another person. Sounds good to me

Iruka: And remember kid. Another day is just another occasion to prove the world you can destroy it without efforts

Yamato, probably, at one point with team seven: So now we add stress huh? Alright. I'll cry a little about it then I'll go on like nothing ever happened until I have another breakdown

Masterlist and rules

Kakashi, opening his arms: You still could give me some

Kakashi: God, I need some serotonin.

Iruka: [Stands up]

Iruka:

Iruka: [Sits back down]

Iruka: I forgot what that was for a moment. I was going to go get you some.

Genma, in the table next to them and totally fed up with them: You guys are literally on a date

Iruka: Over these last holidays, I've been thinking and I've come to a conclusion- I like men.

Kakashi, vibrating out of his skin: This makes no difference to me whatsoever.

Mood

Naruto; if you think my pranks are ridiculous

Naruto; then you should see some of my life choices

Naruto, sobbing: I wanted dad

Kakashi: but I am your second dad

Iruka: coff coff

Kakashi: ...third dad

Iruka: Uh, why is Naruto upset?

Sakura: He took one of those "Which Hokage Are You?" online quizzes

Iruka: So?

Sakura: He got Kakashi.

Kakashi: the kids...

Iruka: The kids what, Kakashi?

Kakashi: The kids are kids!

Iruka, trying to understand what is happening:

Kakashi: Iruka, you were right! You were right about everything!

Iruka: I know, Kakashi, but i need you to be more specific.

Kakashi:I'm a lost case

Yamato: tell me something I don't know

*meanwhile*

Iruka: and he did finger guns. Who does finger guns when someone is confessing?!

Genma, overly exhausted with those two: just get over it, you're in love with an idiot

Kakashi: Did Iruka just tell me he loves me for the first time?

Yamato: Yeah.

Kakashi: And did I do finger guns back?

Yamato: Yeah, you did.

Naruto: that can't be possible, because ME and Iruka-sensei share the toothbrush

Iruka, slightly horrified: how many?

Kakashi: Iruka and i are so close that we even share a toothbrush!

Iruka: Right!

Iruka: Wait, we what-

Naruto characters x things I said pt. 7

Warnings: some swear words, mention of crying, I guess some of this could be interpreted in a bad way, but I swear I am mentally stable I'm just weird

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

This actually seems pretty therapeutic to do, so here a seventh part

Naruto, crying over his paperwork: stop. Please stop bringing this. I just want to go home. I just want this to stop

Kakashi: I should teach you this, but I don't want to, so we're just gonna chill (this was actually my teacher, not me smh)

Sakura: why do you have such large clothes? You seem skinnier than this

Hinata: *waves hands to show she has boobs*

Lee, bouncing on his seat: I'm exited. I don't know why I'm exited, but I am.

Neji, waving the cat in the air: stinky cat

Shisui: I want a crow, then I'll name it after the first person it remind me of.

Itachi, crying: I'm fine, just give me a minute

*30 seconds later*

Itachi, looking perfectly normal: Ok, what were we saying?

Shisui, horrified: that you should show more your emotions

Itachi: Nah, I'm good.

Shikamaru: If I do this I won't need to get up again. But am I willing to do that now? I still need to set the alarm, so I should probably get up and do both

Shikamaru, in his bed after he set the alarm: Fuck I forgot to do that, now I have to get up again.

(I know some of you said the same thing one way or another. We all lazy)

Gaara: bottle up my emotions was probably the wrong choice. But I'd do it again

(For my italian people... Me ne pento? Si. Lo rifarei? Probabile. Conoscete benissimo questa meme e mi viene in mente ogni volta che ripenso a ciò che ho detto)

Gai: How can you be scared of this little, sweet ducks?

Tenten: keep those demons away from me

(No, I don't like ducks)

Shino, after being forgotten again: Don't worry, I'm used to the pain by now

Deidara, to his friend: ehy, if you want we can go to your teacher's house and burn it down

Konan, entering an akatsuki base: I haven't even stepped in and I already want to go home

X: Why do you want to be perceived like wonder woman? There's no need for you to have such high standards

Sasuke: glad you asked, it's called inferiority complex

Sasori: wish I could be a puppet. They don't have emotions. They don't have to care about anything

Temari: this hairstyle is really masculine, but do I like jt? Do I hate it? Does it suit me? What was I thinking before?

Kiba, searching for Akamaru: where are you? I want cuddles you little shit

Kankuro: Ehy, do you think someone could die from drinking water?

Garaa: dunno, why you asking?

Kankuro on his 4th litre of water of the day: No reason

(Yes, if you drink too much water in a really short time you could die and the adviced amount of water is from 1,5L to 2L)

Naruto characters x things I said pt. 7

Warnings: some swear words, mention of crying, I guess some of this could be interpreted in a bad way, but I swear I am mentally stable I'm just weird

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

This actually seems pretty therapeutic to do, so here a seventh part

Naruto, crying over his paperwork: stop. Please stop bringing this. I just want to go home. I just want this to stop

Kakashi: I should teach you this, but I don't want to, so we're just gonna chill (this was actually my teacher, not me smh)

Sakura: why do you have such large clothes? You seem skinnier than this

Hinata: *waves hands to show she has boobs*

Lee, bouncing on his seat: I'm exited. I don't know why I'm exited, but I am.

Neji, waving the cat in the air: stinky cat

Shisui: I want a crow, then I'll name it after the first person it remind me of.

Itachi, crying: I'm fine, just give me a minute

*30 seconds later*

Itachi, looking perfectly normal: Ok, what were we saying?

Shisui, horrified: that you should show more your emotions

Itachi: Nah, I'm good.

Shikamaru: If I do this I won't need to get up again. But am I willing to do that now? I still need to set the alarm, so I should probably get up and do both

Shikamaru, in his bed after he set the alarm: Fuck I forgot to do that, now I have to get up again.

(I know some of you said the same thing one way or another. We all lazy)

Gaara: bottle up my emotions was probably the wrong choice. But I'd do it again

(For my italian people... Me ne pento? Si. Lo rifarei? Probabile. Conoscete benissimo questa meme e mi viene in mente ogni volta che ripenso a ciò che ho detto)

Gai: How can you be scared of this little, sweet ducks?

Tenten: keep those demons away from me

(No, I don't like ducks)

Shino, after being forgotten again: Don't worry, I'm used to the pain by now

Deidara, to his friend: ehy, if you want we can go to your teacher's house and burn it down

Konan, entering an akatsuki base: I haven't even stepped in and I already want to go home

X: Why do you want to be perceived like wonder woman? There's no need for you to have such high standards

Sasuke: glad you asked, it's called inferiority complex

Sasori: wish I could be a puppet. They don't have emotions. They don't have to care about anything

Temari: this hairstyle is really masculine, but do I like jt? Do I hate it? Does it suit me? What was I thinking before?

Kiba, searching for Akamaru: where are you? I want cuddles you little shit

Kankuro: Ehy, do you think someone could die from drinking water?

Garaa: dunno, why you asking?

Kankuro on his 4th litre of water of the day: No reason

(Yes, if you drink too much water in a really short time you could die and the adviced amount of water is from 1,5L to 2L)

*meanwhile*

Iruka: and-

Genma: stop, please. Or I will dream of Kakashi with how much you talk

Tenzo: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Iruka!

Kakashi: But you told me to get it out of my system!

Tenzo: I didn't know how much you had in your system!

Kakashi: why would you want to kill me?

Iruka: I never said that I will kill you. You will probably do some stupid shit.

Meanwhile, poor Kotetsu:why do I even put up with them?

Kotetsu: Iruka! Kiss, marry, or kill-

Iruka: Kakashi.

Kotetsu: That’s only one person, and I didn’t even say-

Iruka: Kakashi.

Kakashi, curling more into Iruka, visibly lying: ...No

Kakashi: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Iruka: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Kakashi: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Iruka: Is it working?

Vampire Kakashi x Iruka

(Never drawn them before, I actually love how they turned out-)