Shipping Incest Or Pedophilia Is Not Anunpopular Opinion It Is Fucking Disgusting And Fundamentally Wrong

shipping incest or pedophilia is not an “unpopular opinion” it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now

Controversial opinion (somehow) but it should be illegal for schools to assign homework on the high holidays.

[Video description: Text above the video reads: "The night shift is... different."

The person holding the camera opens a door to outside and does a monkey noise. They are answered by many monkey noises, probably from the other workers, and the person holding the camera laughs. End Description]

Unmute !

hot take: hrt, gender therapy and trans surgeries should be free

writing prompts for writers with no motivation

pick a topic you know nothing about and write about it like you’re the expert. just make stuff up. Tell us all about the complicated history of scissors or whatever and how left handed scissors were banned by the Catholic Church until 1978, or something

Create completely over-the-top self indulgent OC’s. Write about the magical half-unicorn witch with rainbow hair and sparkly purple eyes that you wanted to be when you were 14.

Write a negative review of a book that doesn’t exist. Just make stuff up off the top of your head to complain about.

Write smut, but like, intentionally bad smut. make it as unsexy/pretentious/purple/unrealistic as possible. Find the most convoluted metaphors for your characters’ genitalia that you can possibly conceive of.

pick two of any kind of work of fiction (movies, books, etc) and come up with an “X meets Y” style blurb for a hypothetical work of fiction that...in theory??...meets the two in the middle.

lists of names in a specific style, but they get progressively more ridiculous. examples: pirates, supervillains, Vikings, Fantasy(tm) taverns, puritans, settings on a Fantasy(tm) map, boybands, YA dystopian protagonists, warrior cats, any category you can find on a name generator website really

Make up some unhinged political opinion or conspiracy theory for a fantasy setting. spend a paragraph in the persona of some elf antivaxxer arguing that wizard staffs make you gay

make titles (and if you want, synopses) for books that don’t exist. you can base them on real books if you want

write fake sayings, inspirational quotes, fortune-cookie sayings. Make them sound almost like they mean something at first glance but they’re incomprehensible when you try to delve into them. Or make them just weird.

In a similar vein as the SCP Wiki’s Log of Anomalous Items, come up with magical or “anomalous” versions of everyday objects. You can start with stuff on your desk if you like. Water bottles that fill up with horseshoe crab blood if left unattended. or whatever. Include details on where they were found if you want.

write about questionable super heroes with weird or overly specific powers. Like the little known Blue Footed Booby Man

write a “horror” story or creepypasta but it’s like...as stupid and not-scary as possible. Dont just depend on “the twist/scary thing is super cliche and predictable” for it either, see how you can take an actually effective concept and make it unbearably dumb

invent swear words/insults, the more complex the better

plagiarize. By this I mean write something that’s completely made from sentences from other things and try to make it coherent

write one (1) scene from the most outrageously cool and epic hypothetical story you can imagine. just try to cram as many references to magical flying wolf bounty hunters and inter-dimensional dragon priests and time traveling samurai as you can with literally no regard for anything

Take a sentence or paragraph and replace every word you can in it with a synonym. either try to make it as weird and uncomfortable as possible, or just keep doing this in a telephone game sort of fashion until it’s no longer comprehensible.

[ID: Gif from the third Naruto movie. Rock Lee is flexing by showing off his nunchucks skill, moving it fast around his right arm. End ID]

Give us lee HC’s 🥺🥺🥺

[hi! im gonna make them general relationship headcanons hdaksjdh. anywho, warning: none!]

Rock Lee general relationship headcanons [Fem S/O]

Rock Lee

The BEST boyfriend you could ever have, he is literally so adorable and would do anything for you. At the start, when his feelings develop for you, do expect him to be slightly flirty with you.

“Aha! There you are, the youthful orchid of Konoha! (Name), I request that you come along with me and Guy-sensei as to go to our limits in training! O-of course, if you want to! I promise that we’ll recover easy afterwards!”

Often brings you along to watch him train in hopes that he impresses you. Most of the time, while he’s training, he asks you for techniques in taijutsu that you favour then he does his best to master it in a days time, right in front of you, to prove himself.

Brings you various gifts over a course of time, slowly wanting to build a connection with you and not rush the relationship, especially before courting you/asking you out. His usual gifts are flowers, to which he always says “These blooming flowers reminds me of your beauty!” or some other line along those words.

Overly affectionate, even before the relationship. People would assume you’re already a couple with how he carries you on his back everywhere, giving you constant hugs and having an arm somewhere on you. “That’s absurd! We are indeed, not a couple...I-I mean, unless, she wants to be...”

He’ll plan the most extravagant confession ever, even dragging Ten-Ten and Neji into this along with Guy. Seriously, meeting up around your house, blasting romantic music with multiple gifts being held and signs such as ‘I love you, (Name)! Go out with me?’ and a huge blush would be on his face.

Guy would be holding a sign saying ‘You’d be the most youthful couple in Konoha, truly beautiful! Lee’s also a very good boyfriend!’, Ten-Ten would hold a sign saying ‘Please go out with him or else he’ll cry to us.’ and Neji would hold all the gifts that was bought for you.

Once you’re together, you aren’t gonna exit the honeymoon phase, EVER. He can never even burn out of love, he’s constantly all over you and pleasing you. “(Name)! I saw you eyeing some kunai earlier so I may have bought som-” 

“Lee, don’t waste your money on me, you don’t have to-”

“Nonsense, my youthful orchid!”

Likes to buy you more outfits very often, and matches you up with him. He’ll even swap out the green jumpsuit and rock a nice full black turtleneck outfit sometimes and match your pretty little black dress.

Showers you in compliments everyday, even when you wake up or do the littlest of things. You just breathed? “(NAME)! I apologise for breathing the same crystal clear air as you! Forgive me!”

“Oh my god, Lee, it’s okay-”

“FORGIVE ME-”

Likes it when you trim his hair, he also loves to play with your. He doesn’t care how short or long it is, he’s still gonna be there styling it with you because it comforts him and it’s fun. 

Adores training with you, although he does go easy at times unless Guy yells at him for being too soft - Then the ankle weights drop and you get your arse beat. 

“(Name)! I’m so sorry, I couldn’t hold back my power of youth! Oh, does that hurt! Guy-sensei! She’ll be resting at my house for now! Let us go, (Name), I will take great care of you and be an excellent boyfriend for you.”