Theyre Always Up To Something In The Lab

they’re always up to something in the lab 🧪

characters by @cassandraclare 🤍

Idk I just thought it worked for Locklyle

AOAS is actually so weird out of context. The main baddie is literally from mars, he killed an entire planet, was beheaded, and then started wearing one of the MC’s best friend’s body like the other 17% of the headless horseman for the ~drama~. One of the main driving plot points of the first book is Mars Man kidnapping Basically The President’s daughter and forcing the MC to babysit her against his will while he studies to get his license to kill. My man floods Basically NATO with mind-controlled sharks and yells “lol nope, u thought” while watching world leaders get eaten from a helicopter. The B-plot is New Jesus trying to navigate the intricacies of religion and developing a dysfunctional-ass found family that consists of his tour manager, a stubborn but devout theatre kid, a jean-cloaked ex-killer, and Robot God. He falls in love with a sexy sea captain who gets possessed by Robot God bc it’s in love. There’s deep talks about nature and morality of humanity. The two MC’s bang while dying of hypothermia while sinking to the bottom of the ocean. This isn’t even half of it.

I have just learned that Cassie Clare has a cat. His name is Reginald. He is getting married. Please show some appreciation for Reginald.

The feminine urge to re-read the “postmortem” journal of Scythe Michael Faraday, May 18th, Year of the Raptor and have a little bit of a cry