Mr. Gaiman, A Few Months Ago, I Was Going To Have A Nice Snack; Lemons With Sugar. In My House We Have

Mr. Gaiman, a few months ago, I was going to have a nice snack; lemons with sugar. In my house we have metal containers for stuff like sugar, salt, and flour, so I grabbed the one that has always been sugar (the smallest jar) and put it on my lemons.

Turns out the salt and sugar were swapped, and I had no idea why the lemons tasted disgusting until my sister pointed out that the "sugar" was shaped like salt.

Mr. Gaiman, if this is your fault, you'd better speak up and compensate me for my precious wasted lemon. You have 24 hours.

Why. Why in the intro are their names closest to the character that isn't the one they're playing, please Neil why would you do this it ruins my day, everyday. I know full well you're not the one who made the intro, but you may have answers to my predicament.

We had a meeting to decide what would upset you most. Most of the guys were for creeping into your kitchen late at night and swapping over the salt and the sugar, but David Tennant held out for placement of the names on the opening titles, and he's been insufferable about it since.

If anyone has swapped over your salt and sugar it was probably those scalawags from Dick Turpin. Not us.

DO NOT DRINK CAFFINE AND WATCH EPISODES 7 AND 8 OF JJBA PART 6 PART 3

Tell me why I had a dream last night about an evil Funko Pop Wonder of U haunting the woods by my house

I wish every jojo fan a good day except for jolyne x giorno shippers

Those people scare me

Hello Mr. Gaiman,

For context, my brother and I live in a place where the LGBTQIA+ community is seen as weird and not generally embraced by those who fall under the umbrella. My brother is not homophobic himself, but his colleagues are certainly... passionate... individuals about their thoughts, and to be honest I was worried he may one day be influenced to say the same homophobic things.

I remember watching the finale of Gomens S2 and being violently shocked, positively. Said brother came into the room to see if I was alright, saw me and slowly sat down next to me. I rewatched S1 and S2 with him and he absolutely loves the show.

My brother realised after watching the show that being gay and/or being part of the community is not something that should be oppressed or made fun of. Now, every time one of his colleagues says something disgusting, he makes sure to educate them.

The show means a lot to me, and it now means a lot to him as well. Thank you from the whole of my being.

That means the world to me.

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If you ever needed proof that the new hate crimes laws are a good thing lmao