How Do I Tumblr? I'm Asking The Bat-fam, NOT YOU

how do i tumblr? I'm asking the bat-fam, NOT YOU

Dick: trust the Tumblr veterans. Or maybe don't. We enjoy fucking with people

Jason: understand color theory

Tim: lose Yahoo $1B by being yourself

Damian: make sure you have a camera to look into like The Office for when you read the worst takes you'll ever see

Duke: for the love of god please reblog

Cullen: Supernatural is the simplest and least chaotic fandom to get into

Stephanie: the only profile pic you need is the shitty Picrew representation of yourself

Cassandra: leave your innermost thoughts in the tags and pray no one screenshots them

Barbara: the key to fandom popularity is a blog dedicated to copying and pasting the same 10 overused quotes and slapping different characters' names on them

Harper: if you look like a bot, you'll get treated like a bot

Carrie: piss in the ball pit, I dare you

Kate: not sure about the rest of you, but I assume people here are gay by default

Alfred: sometimes the app or dashboard will do something that makes you wonder what staff is smoking. That's our way of firing a gun to keep property values down

Selina: Madonna is here but literally no one cares

Bruce: if Elon Musk tries to get on this site, we collectively bully him off like we did with Alex Jones

Everyone: Let's each buy him a piece of clothing so we can wear an appropriate outfit to meet the director

Later

Fukuzawa: WHY DID NONE OF YOU BUY HIM PANTS?!

For those of you who don’t own the physical copy of Bungo Stray Dogs, I thought I’d bless you with this little comic in the front and back pages that explains how Atsushi got his outfit(and why it’s so random… this one is in volume three by the way).

Man, I've done fandom shit on so many sites but my god TikTok is the WORST

Mainly talking about anime community but God it's awful. No one knows how to tag anything.

The purity culture is insane, assuming that everyone ships the same thing because it's algorithm based and so you only ever see the most popular ships and head cannons. It's like an echo chamber. There's never any new ideas or interesting takes. It's diluted and sanitized.

This is no decorum and to find anything interesting you have to dig through these brainless edits. I think the lack of creativity can be traced back to how much of TikTok is just fitting everything into trends.

I literally was looking for Moriarty the Patriot content and found something else interesting. checked the tags and didn't see anything about alcroft. Then the whole thing was about alcroft. And when it was pointed out the creator said "well It's about Albert. Of course it's going to be about alcroft"

I think cosplay is the only thing it's got going for it

Also, I'll never forgive TikTok for bringing back Nightcore.

It's like advertising a prison to escaped convicts

Well his bio has been translated on the fgo wiki

His blended Heroic or Divine Spirits are Gregori Rasputin, Azi Dahaka, and Bahloo

This means we FINALLY have an Australian heroic spirit!! And not just Australian but Aboriginal!!

Bahloo is from Gamilaraay folklore. Their nation spans from Singleton NSW to Nindigully QLD, making them one of the fourth largest first people's nations in Australia.

Like a lot of people I thought that Fgo first Australian servant would be Ned Kelly or another figure from our colonial days. I'm so pleased that instead they took inspiration from the rich history of Australia going back over 50,000 years and I hope soon to have a full, summonable, Aboriginal servant

Dick and Jason's responses are the only correct ones