Sapphic-scarlet-dynast - Sapphic Scarlet Dynast

I love that Exalted doesn't have encumberance. I love that Exalted doesn't care about exact coins in your pouch. I love that I can just give my character knickknacks that probably don't matter but build flavor. His (fake) name is Professor Honeyguide - if that guy DOESN'T have honey flavored candy for good students, I'm playing him wrong, stats be damned.

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ok. listen. it’s about your girlfriend. you know how we thought she was a crop-blighting witch and we were planning to stone her? so, here’s the thing. every stone we threw drew not blood but like, the black and fathomless rage of a race of titans that were once slain but could not die. and she like, rose from her hastily-shoveled roadside grave as their resubstantiated champion or something. yeah, we’re suffering the onslaught of her vengeance right now. yeah. I guess we inadvertently created that which we had so feared. yeahh. could you like, answer her texts and ask if she’ll stop sloughing our flesh with her baleful gaze every time she sees us. thx in advance

Just take one of every exaltation type and ram 'em all into your soul at once.

What's the worst that could happen?