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ok. listen. it’s about your girlfriend. you know how we thought she was a crop-blighting witch and we were planning to stone her? so, here’s the thing. every stone we threw drew not blood but like, the black and fathomless rage of a race of titans that were once slain but could not die. and she like, rose from her hastily-shoveled roadside grave as their resubstantiated champion or something. yeah, we’re suffering the onslaught of her vengeance right now. yeah. I guess we inadvertently created that which we had so feared. yeahh. could you like, answer her texts and ask if she’ll stop sloughing our flesh with her baleful gaze every time she sees us. thx in advance

Abyssal exalted, as part of their dark bargain, can no longer use their living name. Instead, they must choose a new one from the following list:

Ol Boney' Bob

Susan "Spooks" McGee

Timmy Ghoulson Jr.

Bloodspiller Betty (of the Bloodspiller Betties)

Miss Murder Margret

Dr. Bonejangles

If they use any other name they immediately die. This is canon to all editions of Exalted, if the books say otherwise they're wrong.