AS YOU SHOULD HENRY

AS YOU SHOULD HENRY

Henry: texts Alex first, storms out of the New Year’s Party after he sees Nora and Alex kiss, tells Alex he wished he could be more free to date who he wants, stares at Alex when he talks about the people he’s interested in

Alex: I have no idea what you’re talking about

Henry:

5 MILLION OF THOSE VIEWS ARE MINE 🥰

SCREAMING

Just purchased this book! I’ve seen it everywhere!

STAHP NOT THE SWEETHEART

They're trying to kill me.

AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE

A list of things (in no order) they BETTER include in the movie

- Rule #1: Don't Get Caught

- "And they are not khakis they're chinos. Khakis are for white people."

- The magazine page

- Zahra stealing Alex's phone and shoving it in her bra after the emails get leaked

- "Numbers on me being into dudes?"

- Get Low at the new years gala (bonus points for "Fuck it up, vato!")

- Alex blowing a beer bottle

- If I don't hear Bea's emotional depth pie speech I'll riot

- "America: He is my choice."

- "Now, I'm standing here, and I'm thinking about it... A reliable, hardworking, honest, Southern Democrat versus corruption, and maliciousness, and hate. And one big state full of honest people, sick as hell of beinf lied to."

- "Say good morning to your strumpet, Henry" "Good morning strumpet"

- Honestly the entire facetime with Pez while him and Henry are in Wales--

- Idk man i wanna see dc dykes on bikes chase westboro baptish church goers down the street

- "I am the First Son of the United States, and I'm bisexual. History will remember us."

- "I've seen Jurassic Park. Did you know birds are directly descended from raptors? That's a scientific fact. Raptors in my bedroom, Henry. And you want me to go to sleep like they're not gonna bust out of their enclosures and take over the island the minute I close my eyes? Okay. Maybe your white ass."

- "i want to see a cage match between your grandmother and this fucking ghoul running against my mom"

- The "Sexual Experimentation With Foreign Monarchs: A Gray Area" powerpoint

- "Sería una mentira, porque no sería èl."

- "Dear Thisbe, I wish there weren't a wall. Love, Pyramus"

- "Oh I'm terribly sorry Pip! So awfully clumsy, I think all that cocaine I did must have done a number on my reflexes!"

- Them dancing to Your Song in the A&V

- Alex NEEDS to fall into that rosebush

- "Hey. We won." "Yeah. We won."

- "But that would be-" "Yes Alex, the day we met, nothing gets past you does it? 'What about you' he asks, as if he doesn't know-"

I think the spicy scenes are somehow part of their story, how their connection grows from physical intimacy to emotional intimacy

I love seeing posts from people being worried about how spicy the rwrb movie will be because the book was "so explicit"... meanwhile I listened to most of the book as an audio book during my breaks in uni or on public transport while keeping a straight face all the time... It doesn't seem that explicit to me but I don't know if it is just because of all the fanfiction I've read 🙃🙃🙃